Dear Bronze Players, Rambo was a fictional movie character.

Therion77·1/3/2017, 9:54:56 PM·15 votes·3,484 views

Dear Bronze Players, Rambo was a fictional movie character

The Rambo trilogy was great back in its day. In fact, I love the Rambo movies!

But please stop basing your in-game strategy off of Hollywood movies: it doesn't work. I promise, your Rambo strategy doesn't work. It won't work today, it won't work tomorrow, it won't work next week, and it won't work in your next game.

Please stop trying to act like Rambo.

Sincerely, Jhin

Bronze 4 Lyfe https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-02-2015/18ZMj-.gif

35 Comments

ProudOfMyWiener1/3/2017, 10:02:02 PM6 votes

"If no one is going to jump in 1v5 and land that teemo ulti, then I will!" Batman theme

Erockandroll1/3/2017, 10:57:44 PM5 votes

Me: Now that's why I base my strategy off on real time RPGs where planing is import-

other player: LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY, JEEEEEEENKIIIIINS

Me: Facepalm

LostFr0st1/3/2017, 10:06:46 PM2 votes

Wait... you don't enjoy the one game every five where at lvl 1 everyone just fights and respawns to join back into the fight at least before going to lane, with maybe the top laners tping in if they ran to top before the two teams met at drake pit? Gotta embrace it. Just let go.Karthus

RamboDash151/3/2017, 10:51:28 PM2 votes

STFU AND LET ME DASH!

Jeddy0171/4/2017, 1:57:53 AM2 votes

I agree.........unless I'm playing a custom game with a bunch of friends or a normal game with 4 other friends or a bot game. In which case, fuck your strategy shit. The Rambo strategy will never work in a serious game. But when the goal is to mess around & have fun with friends in a non-serious mode, the Rambo strat is very good.

Ralanr1/3/2017, 10:04:33 PM2 votes

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Dear Bronze Players, Rambo was a fictional movie character

The Rambo trilogy was great back in its day. In fact, I love the Rambo movies!

But please stop basing your in-game strategy off of Hollywood movies: it doesn't work. I promise, your Rambo strategy doesn't work. It won't work today, it won't work tomorrow, it won't work next week, and it won't work in your next game.

Please stop trying to act like Rambo.

Sincerely, Jhin

Bronze 4 Lyfe

Bolded for emphasis

Also don't base it off anime. If you must base your strategies on something, then base it in Sun Tzu.

Irelia Bot1/4/2017, 5:31:43 AM2 votes

Instead you should be Charlie Sheen in hot shots 2, rush a Sheen and then kill more enemies faster then Rambo ever did.

Surr20plz1/4/2017, 5:38:30 AM2 votes

Dear OP,

Who is Rambo?

I had to google that.

You're way too old to be playing this game much less coming on here chastising 14 year olds.

Clearly you're never going to have children or even know the touch of a woman.

Please post your mailing address so I can have the Association of Wizards send you your robe and hat.

RookPusher1/3/2017, 10:05:18 PM1 votes

Why do you assume people in Bronze get a Rambo reference. At 34, I could be the father of half the bronze players.

SSShutTheDuckUp1/4/2017, 5:29:31 AM1 votes

Illaoi : walks in 1v5 Illaoi PENTAKILL Illaoi dances in the middle of the 5 dead bodies

Therion771/4/2017, 5:52:36 AM1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ui9TwNrNEw

sigh

What the heck do kids watch these days on tv?

Shifue Draven1/4/2017, 5:35:36 AM1 votes

I just laughed so hard at this as it's very true. I mean granted i have seen some amazing dives 1v5 work like yi on everyone below half but that is rare and you got to know how to make the play.

Maximum Morde1/4/2017, 12:44:08 PM1 votes

Good thing this is a fictional game setting then and not real life. Gotta get my youtube footage somehow!

Lycanoon1/4/2017, 5:45:27 AM1 votes

Wait...so...us bronze players that learned quite a bit over the time we've played...are rambo wanna-be's? Right. I'm proud to be unranked, and will only mess around in a ranked team when I feel the urge to observe and learn tactical play from the other team, however...Ranked matches are cancer, and my supply of a particular oil is running low to cure said cancer. [slayer-jinx-unamused]

So... If you think all bronze players shouldn't be a part of the ranked lineup, and silver - diamond should only be allowed to play...please tell us how us "newbs" are able to climb said proverbial ladder to silver and avoid the headace of listening to you ranked individuals whine and complain about the way we play in Co-Op unranked matches or in "rotations"... Cause I'd love to know...

and if you EVEN suggest getting boosted, you fail and should uninstall league.

Teémò1/3/2017, 11:01:13 PM1 votes

Rammus Rambo lives in the hearts of many

Danjeng1/3/2017, 11:10:44 PM1 votes

This is a fantasy game with fictional characters too...