Fare thee well Runes.
Thou were horrible and everyone hated thee. Thine stench was not unlike that of a Zombie Skunk Fart. Thine vile nature could repel even the Great Attractor, and I don't even remember what that is because it is WAY gone now. 'twas once a person who accepted the dare that they would touch you with a twenty nine and a half foot pole, and they were ostracized for it. And now you are gone. May thee rest none at all. May thy bones spin in thy grave a thousand eons, and never come to rest. Thou art truly, the lame, and the suck.
Goodbye.