You're all doing it wrong. Every one of you.

The way you play Irelia is full movement speed, run lane to lane Q'ing minions down. DAMN does this work. Every lane is always pushed and you set the pace right from the start. The other team is constantly on their heels and can never find their rhythm.

I have achieved Irelia transcendence. We're not even playing the same game anymore. You and I are literally in the same match playing two different games. That's how unbelievably insightful this style of play is. That's how incredible Shingetsu is. You may continue to believe we are playing the same game, by all means, but I'm afraid I've already graduated to a parallel plane of programming within the game that no one else has ever dared even conceive of. I have essentially created my own game, where I am king and Irelia is my queen.