How to thoroughly destroy Yasuo in lane as an immobile mage player?
Questions in the title. He's my least favorite champion in the game and I do think he's broken and anti-fun, but no one cares so I'd rather just learn how to dick stomp him hard enough that the people playing him will stop playing him.
Basically I want to know how to beat him in lane. Outside of lane I'm fine unless he roams and gets fed, but laning against him is a nightmare. Is there a way to manipulate the minion waves so that he can't dash to me every 0.3 seconds, Q me and dash away? Can I counter his mobility through minions? How do I outfarm him when he has low CD, resourceless spells? What am I supposed to do if my other laners won't listen to me when I say, "he's headed your way, back off so I don't suffer" (Note: I don't actually say that, I just ping MIA and Back Off)? Also how do I counter-roam him when he likely has he edge on me in lane already?
Thanks in advance for desalting me against him.

would like a word my good sir.
. Yeah unfortunately youre screwed. You can deal with him by poking, staying away from your minion wave, and farming under tower, which brings me back to,
Lock him down.
Drink his tears.
Yasuo is not very much of a threat early without his mobility, and you completely stop that shit.
Just taunt whenever he gets near you, with your w you can easily stop him from successfully outtrading you too.
Goes without saying.
Same as Panth
Your kit as a whole deals pretty nicely with him.