Yup, time for another thread bitching about Fiora
I have decided how I am going to deal with Fiora.
I refuse to lane against her first of all and anyone who picks her in any game I play, ANYONE on ANY side, regardless of any other consideration will automatically be reported for negative attitude. Fiora is a fucking broken mess and anyone who willfully picks her is a holocaust denier. I think that logic's pretty flawless right there and so this automatically puts me in the right.
Good.
Now then, what are the issues that need to be dealt with before I will no longer consider Fiora to be the utterly broken piece of rage inducing fucking garbage that she so clearly is.
First off. Why does her ult heal again? How is this thematically consistent with fucking ANYTHING?! How is it fun to play against? How does what huh what what the fuck fuck?! Remove the heal from her ult you fucking retards. A melee assassin has no fucking business having a massive aoe heal. Fucking why does this even need an explanation. Who's fucking idea was it to...
You know what, I think the amount of "fuckings" speak for themselves on this one. GET RID OF THE FUCKING HEAL.
Secondly, make it fucking possible to itemize against her damage. I don't care if you need to put a new tank item that reduces true damage by 50% or some bullshit if you're REALLY fucking set on keeping her % max hp true damage horse shit but I don't want to see it tuned down, I want to be able to itemize against it in a reasonable way as a tank. She's an assassin, she SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL SQUISHIES. What she should NOT be able to do is KILL TANKS EVEN EASIER! Make her damage physical or magical. This is not a hard fucking concept. Did you learn fucking nothing from Riven? Clearly you didn't. You cannot give a champion the means to become tankier by also building more fucking damage. That is what we in the business of having to fucking lane against these motherfucking broken ass champions like to call "FUCKING BULLSHIT"
Fiora scales in 4 different ways off of flat AD. She gets more damage. Her spells get more damage. Her passive gets more true damage and she heals more off of her passive. 4x multiplier on flat AD. And she forces you to build damage yourself because it is the only way to remain competative with her. No fucking point in building defenses if you're on the front line against Fiora, she'll just ult you and melt right through them like you're a level 1 Ashe.
So there we go. Remove her ultimate heal completely and make her passive true damage into something tanks can reasonably itemize against. Until this happens, expect angry threads on a nearly daily basis and the % of reports received by Fioras to sky rocket.
on her ultimate right?