To the Yasuo in my team.

Valeckserai·9/17/2016, 11:18:53 PM·4 votes·476 views

Qued up for a ranked game earlier today, got top lane for the second time today and was second pick. I was annoyed at not getting mid or being lower on the pick list, but whatever, stuff happens. I lock in TahmKench since no one had picked a tank yet. The enemy laner picks Renekton. Fuck. Kench has a 39.02% winrate against the dumb crocodile. Go into lane, start farming, everything is going ok. Until Renekton gets first blood on me at 2:17. Then things get really bad for me. He snowballs, bullying me out of getting farm (no shit, he's Renekton...), pushed me under tower and killed me again. Game goes on, 12 minutes in and I'm 0/3/0 50 cs down, and I've lost a tower. I'm feeling like shit already and I'm just waiting for my team to flame me. But then, guess what the fucking Yasuo does, just because I'm doing bad? Fucking guess. He roamed top and killed Renekton, saved me, and helped me push down the turret. I thank him and he simply said that it wasn't a problem, its a team game, just farm and don't worry about dueling him. Game goes on, but I'm too far behind to even farm safely with Renekton and Diana roaming around everywhere. I continue to die, but Yasuo never flamed, he just came and helped where he was needed. I spend my gold on things like item 3022 and item 3143 to provide utility to the team, since I'm too gold starved to be tanky, and manage to rack up 12 assists by the end of the game, becoming a slow bot that tanked skillshots aimed at carries. I didn't have a very good influence on the game, but thanks to Yasuo helping me out, I managed to do something somewhat useful, and we ended up winning. Long story short, instead of flaming your team, try to help them out. It won't work every game and there are times when one player will cost you a win, but even so, don't tell them that they're a piece of shit, go and see what you can salvage from that losing lane.

To the Yasuo, sincerely, thank you for carrying the game and for being one of the most chill Yasuo players that I have ever seen.

2 Comments

Spicy Rice9/17/2016, 11:24:27 PM3 votes

Thanks for being the one person to give a good anecdote about a yasuo.

I'm sorry that you are gonna be downvoted by the sheeple though...

High Bliss9/19/2016, 5:00:00 PM1 votes

Yasuo is life. Yasuo is love. Yasuo is compassionate.