Xayah is such a great role model

Valeckserai·4/8/2017, 8:54:31 PM·49 votes·3,339 views

Xayah: VASTAYA SHOULD BE FREE TO LIVE HOW THEY WANT! I want to learn more about humans! Xayah: SHUT UP BITCH, YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING THAT I DISAGREE WITH! Oh...

Xayah: YOU'RE VASTAYA! COME JOIN THE REVOLUTION! SO OUR PEOPLE CAN LIVE! Sorry, I need to find the Moonstone so that my people can live. Xayah: I ASKED YOU TO JOIN! IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT I HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW. Wait, what? Xayah: DON'T WORY, THE VASTAYA WILL SING SONGS OF YOU, I PROMISE! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT THIS!

Xayah: HUMANS ARE SO RACIST TOWARDS VASTAYA! or walk nearby Xayah: EW! A YORDEL! EW EW EW EW EW EW! I HATE YOU GUYS!

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JarvansWAR4/9/2017, 1:05:08 AM32 votes

Xayah: ALL VASTAYA MUST RULE SUPREME!

Azir LET'S MAKE SHURIMA GREAT AGAIN!

Xayah: YEAH!

Azir WE'RE GONNA RISE UP!

Xayah: YEEAAAAAH!

Azir AND WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL!

Xayah: YEAH.... wait, what?

Azir AND WE'RE GONNA PUT THE BIGGEST F*CKING NEON SIGN ON IT RUNETERRA HAS EVER SEEN!

Xayah: Wait, wait, wait, what the hell are you-

Azir AND WE'RE GONNA PUT THE GREATEST SHURIMAN BIRD PUNS UP THERE!

Xayah: Erm, that doesn't seem logical-

Azir AND... AND WE'RE GONNA Drinks heavily from bottle TAKE A HUGE SH*T ON XERATH'S MOM'S GRAVE! Sivir Ok, that's enough. Let's go home before you get us kicked out of another region. Nasus I still can't believe you made me come. Azir SHADDAP I'M A GREAT EMPEROR- Nasus Which means you should also be great at leaving like an emperor: with an escort. Let's go. Azir NNNOOOOOOOOOOO! THE ALCOHOL HERE TASTES LIKE GRAPES AND BARK! LET GO OF MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee...

Xayah: Who the hell was that?

Rakan: Either he was the entertainment or a lost opportunity at hiring some.

Xayah: Whatever he was, I'm glad he's gone.

Rakan: Yeah, he woulda put me outta business.

Teemo WHO'S READY TO PARTY!!!

Xayah & Rakan: DEMON! DEMON! DEMON! DEMON! DEMON!

Vayne DID SOMEONE SAY DEMON?!? Teemo Shit they found me out. Time to burn this place to the ground.

OverpoweredSoap4/8/2017, 8:56:47 PM23 votes

Yeah, her interactions, with Yordles especially, felt really hypocritical.

The lines she says towards Nami are for all Vastaya btw, not just her.

Still fucked up tho.

Votable Jester4/8/2017, 11:11:38 PM17 votes

May get some hate for this, but that sounds like soooo many liberals. xD

Everyone's free to think and say what they want... so long as it's in line with what I think and say. https://youtu.be/dmeSGwVBoao?t=1m37s

FakeGravity4/8/2017, 10:56:26 PM11 votes

she sound very "my vision is the vision and i cant be wrong" i like rakan more, he can do better

Hella Kaiser4/9/2017, 12:19:44 AM11 votes

oh, so she's an SJW...

Darius Strada4/8/2017, 10:33:43 PM9 votes

Yeah she's kinda of an edgy bitch. I much prefer Rakan.

Tiniest Turtle4/8/2017, 11:16:59 PM6 votes

Yeah @Riot, what about this? Hmm? HMMMM?

The Vastaya BARELY seem like a race. It's more like any humanoid/animal mix are labeled Vastaya and although they may have no common culture, heritage, history, or origin, Xayah thinks they're obligated to assist in whatever her rebellion is. Doesn't matter if they're busy with important stuff or had no idea that they were all related in some way other than being furries. From what little we know now I have no idea what's going on in the lore.

Souperbowelz4/8/2017, 11:20:33 PM5 votes

This is hilariously accurate.

Kyubi Aedan4/9/2017, 2:19:24 AM4 votes

Not to sound argumentative by any means but...

Ahri doesn't want to learn more about humans. She wants to become human. Vastayan culture is about embracing yourself for who you are less than attempting to change. Admittedly, it's still harsh, but I can see how it might come across as an insult to someone attempting to fight for Vastayan Freedom.

I know nothing about Nami. Not even gonna bother.

Yordles? Have you ever noticed that most of them tend to be a little off? Like, there appears to be a little something wrong with most of them. Teemo's insane, Lulu's insane, Heimer makes experiments that never meet his standards, Kled kills people for being on his land, and Tristana (among more) like to blow shite up for fun. Mostly buildings and people. I'd be a bit racist toward Yordles too if a bunch of the ones I met on the Rift were f'ing crazy.

XIII Vanitas4/8/2017, 11:17:59 PM4 votes

Yordel-Lay-Hee-Hoo

Quindec4/9/2017, 5:35:49 AM4 votes

shes basically a racist hypocrite idk how rakan deals with her, he deserves better...like ahri RAKAN X AHRI NEW SHIP

Tattersall4/9/2017, 11:55:54 PM2 votes

She seems like the kind of person who's been almost indoctrinated into a rebellion. I get the feeling that people told her "humans are bad" and she just kind of went along with it because that's all she knew. Like, she blames all humans for all of her problems even though there definitely a few groups in Ionia that legitimately just want to be peaceful. With everyone. And everything.

Knalxz4/9/2017, 2:53:56 PM2 votes

As someone was spent a third of his life being called religious zealot, that bitch needs to calm down with how she quells heresy. At the very least you have to sound cool about your hypocrisy. That way people don't realize how you've fucked them until it's far far too late.

Klatumatu4/9/2017, 8:45:00 PM2 votes

Let's not forget what she says after killing Taliyah: "This is where optimism gets you"

Optimism is such a bad thing like, why try to make the best of a situation if everything annoys me anyways

YNX Glaive4/9/2017, 3:04:58 AM2 votes

Such a hubbub just over voicelines, i guarantee you that adc mains who are pissed about the VO aren't going to just play rakan for it tho lol. and why bring politics into a fantasy videogame who's title is THE REBEL and is edgy and bitchy

AwesomeGuyDj4/9/2017, 4:16:58 PM1 votes

Wait are those real quotes?

Skorch4/9/2017, 9:04:54 PM1 votes

Doesnt Ahri in her lore WANT to be a human not just learn about them?

Also her Vastayan killing quotes are towards all vastayans and said quotes USUALLY dont have much cannon in lore as the quotes infer WHY said champions that should like eachother don't. In Xayahs case with killing Vastayans, in the lore Xayah would only kill a vastayan if they did something to hurt the races cause. So whatever Vastayan she just killed had a reason Xayah needed to kill her. Quotes arent 100% lore correct.

There is some exceptions like when Taliyah and Yasuo fight its more of a sparring match.

HOWEVER i wont defend that she is really racist to yordles. personally i find that funny though.