"That's so stupid, why would someone name themselves ROOTED!"?

Mafia LeBlanc··53 votes·3,629 views

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's had this thought after last patch.

61 Comments

Arcus Diabolus49 votes

"Your name is Rooted? Wow, I'm stunned!"

Mig8913 votes

Hello stunned, I'm Charmed...

Walmart Porn4 votes

Hi charmed im Dad

TheCharmingCharm8 votes

Imposter!!! I'M Charmed!!!

Kjarik18 votes

jumps from the table

I'm gay

Velzard of Koz1 votes

I've heard about this new parade control. It was introduced with Taric rework and as it has seen success, was soon added to Ezreal's as well.

Truly outrageous utility.

kile1475 votes

That's a form of crowd control I have not encountered yet...

Nightshade Rose3 votes

And I'm Snared by your looks.

YouGoTownedX2 votes

I'm Hooked already...

BlackHairedGirl4 votes

I'm adopted.

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Wait they told you? We had a contract they'd keep my identity as your third mother in secret!

XeroKimo2 votes

You merely adopted the adopted, I was born in it, molded by it

Aazzlano2 votes

I'm Vegan

Velzard of Koz1 votes

I'm petrovore

BLACK REALM GOD1 votes

im single.

Velzard of Koz1 votes

I'm double

Mecha MaIphite24 votes

That actually wouldn't be bad for a maokai main

50000000000000008 votes

An account that only plays Maokai, Zyra, and Ivern

undesirable team1 votes

{quoted}

An account that only plays Maokai, Zyra, and Ivern

cancer you mean

SolarisCorvus4 votes

Can plants get cancer? Now you have made me curious. But not curious enough to search it up.

Praetor Notorias1 votes

Short answer is yes. Long answer is not really.

Craft Zeppelin7 votes

I am Groot.

Stand in my X9 votes

I am Grooted

FTFY

Vallalan7 votes

ive had one moment where I remember thinking "man I keep running into this guy named AIRBORNE a lot, what are the chances?"

then I realized.

Krigjer6 votes

'Oh cool, that dude's username is SILENCED'

Literally me the first game I played this patch.

Ragepage4 votes

When someone is feared it says "Fleeing" not "Feared". The first few times I saw it I thought it said "Feeding" because it appeared on my ADC.

SolarisCorvus1 votes

In some cases its not wrong.

Critmaster Garen4 votes

next level mind games. actually take the name and stand still to bait enemies into engages.

junglerboy163 votes

I actually really like the new effects, especially the summoner spell indicators for things like heal, really helps clarify a LOT that normally just flies under the radar most games.

Enloct4 votes

I like them to but that doesn't stop me from running into this Rooted asshole all the time.

OceanicEyes3 votes

Fun fact: Kassadin's Q gives people the "SILENCED" caption.

DrCyanide2 votes

Bet Viktor ult does the same on cast. It's probably how they make them break channels.

LostFr0st2 votes

I never thought of it that way. I guess I'll have a smirk when I see that in-game from now on.

GULAG 4 U2 votes

Actually, Hots has the same feature as this and I love it.

Who is Taliyah2 votes

"Oh wow it's the third time in a row I play against this player ROOTED" - Kappa 2k19

Milodic Mellodi2 votes

This makes me want to make a new account with the name "ROOTED" or any other stun/displacement effect as the name just so I can piss people off.

EndlessSorcerer1 votes

Sadly, the name is already taken on NA.

Milodic Mellodi1 votes

lol XD

abca982 votes

Jokes on you, the names of the cc effects appear in spanish for me :P

Warpes1 votes

I'd name myself rooted. Especially now..

Is that...is that name available?

Mig892 votes

No, Everyone has it. XD

TimX24968B1 votes

roots are different from stuns. Roots you can still doing stuff during, just not move. stuns, on the other hand, you can't do anything unless you are an olaf or tryndamere, or have QSS

Danjeng1 votes

Stuns work on Tryndamere. Mobility CC works well against him while his undying rage is up.

TimX24968B1 votes

except nobody seems to realize that. They would rather just complain on the boards.

RavenKouhai1 votes

I kept wondering why I was running into "Airborne" so much playing the Dark Star mode lmao

RainXBlade1 votes

Now all we need is someone named, "Suppressed".

Solitair1 votes

It's pretty detrimental actually. People get distracted trying to read the status, when a symbol can instantly convey the same thing much quicker, and is thus easier to react to and play around. Even, I, someone who learned how to speed read in grade school, find myself delaying my own reaction time because seeing disruptive lettering pop up in the middle of multitasking makes me tend to read them out the long way.

Kitty Cat Tosha1 votes

Every. damn. game. since last patch. I guess my brain needs more time to get rid of that years old indoctrination that that little line above a healthbar is a nickname at all times.

Except my brain does not like to get rid of indoctrinations and keeps asking me to turn it off. But I cant. So now my brain wont speak to me anymore. RIP job. Thanks Rito :<

Mokuto Bunshi1 votes

I thought about naming my self "STUNNED" Till I realized its probably in a different font.

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