Hate to tell you Sion but Noxus is more cowardly

Mira Arya Enthe··5 votes·1,949 views

At least in gameplay, somewhat in lore and theme as well. Let us analyze.

Demacia Fiora An aristocrat duelist who is an all in champion who fights you down through skill and prowess. Like ALL Demacians she was required to serve military service and follows their conduct and behavior manual that pounds "No retreat, no fear." ideologies into their heads.

Galio An all in tank who literally forces himself to be attacked as a form of CC. He shows no signs of fear or retreat.

Garen A symbol of all in courage, and despite his bush fetish, once Garen does go in there is no getting out until the fight is over. He and Lux were both drafted into some sort of lifelong military service. He is the commander of the Elite Guard.

JarvanIV The PRINCE of his kingdom and commander of the Daughtless Vanguard. And like ALL Demacian rulers before him, he is a front line warrior. Jarvan in game is also an all in fighter who literally traps his enemies and... sometimes allies, with him.

Kayle A resident of Demacia and certainly not a coward.

Lucian Born from Demacia and is far from a coward, a short range marksman who must get into the fray to do his job. In lore he also fights undead and black magic monsters, things like Thresh. Yep, certainly no coward.

Lux Despite being a mage and born of a noble family, she was willing to do behind enemy lines covert ops missions solo, risking her life. But even then said that wasn't good enough and turned to being out on the field with her allies to fight alongside them.

Poppy The hero of Demacia, and a brave little Yordle at that. In game she is certainly all in.

Quinn Another all in marksman for Demacia, this time so all in people once joked she was a suicide bomber. Quinn in lore is also just a poor peasant girl who was willing to serve Demacia and through courage and heroics became an Elite Ranger.

Shyvana She is an all in dragon, need I say more? I will, she literally has fought her entire life. And when a dragon killed her father, she didn't go hide and cry, she hunted him down, and with Jarvan's help she pulled his heart out. Due to her ferocity Jarvan asked her to join the Elite Guard. She did. She has questionable ethics for a Demacian, but she is a strong dragon lady who doesn't afraid of anything.

Sona Not a total all in champion like the rest of Demacia, but you gotta admit, a deaf aristocratic musician deciding to fight for her country is pretty admirable.

Vayne Possibly the most all in champion in the game and a marksman at that. Vayne like Lucian hunts black magic monsters and undead, but her priorities are the other way around. Black magic first, undead is just a bonus. All this despite being an aristocrat.

XinZhao Pure all in. Xin Zhao has always been one of the hardest diving champions in League, and well... he also certainly doesn't lack confidence in his dialogue. All this despite being the captain of the royal guard.

On top of all this, ALL Demacians, without exception, MUST partake in a minimum of 4 years military service. And practically worship a code of ethics they follow that has zero tolerance policies for retreat or fear.


Noxus Darius Certainly no coward, starting off good Noxus.

Cassiopeia A sneaky person who uses seduction to get what she wants. Was cursed, now a bit less cowardly.

Draven DRAAAAAAAAVEN (Not a coward)

Katarina An aristocratic cutthroat assassin. Loads of escape, only goes in to clean up the kills after a fight.

Kled +25 courage for Noxus.

Leblanc Is all about deceiving, escaping, juking and running away, until things are in her favor so she can be sure she wins.

Morgana A resident of Noxus and certainly not a coward. Not even from a gameplay standpoint, she has to all in to use her ult. Pretty courageous for a support.

Riven Not a coward, I mean sure she has 4 escapes, but she will probably try to 1v9 anyway. Though not officially a Noxian anymore because guess what... she thought that the current Noxians and their tactics were cowardice!

Sion +1 for Noxus.

Swain A tactician general, lorewise he is a bit of a coward. Which is why Riven hates him, he prefers dirty tactics as long as he wins. In gameplay he is a coward until level 6, then goes beast mode... literally.

Talon A cut throat assassin, similar to Katarina he only likes fights in his favor and hides in the shadows, he also has a stealth escape.

Urgot Urgot is a mean bean who doesn't afraid of anything.

Vladimir Ghost/Flash and Pool, this sums up Vlad. One of the safest and most cowardly laners in League.


Now the margin isn't huge, but in gameplay, and somewhat in Lore as well. Noxus has a lot more cowardice than Demacia. Literally the reason Riven left is because they used dirty tactics instead of courageous combat. But I find this more and more when I analyze races/nations in fantasy, usually the ones who have more cowardly tactics and ethics, are the same ones calling everyone cowards and acting all tough and blood thirsty.

I may have missed some champions. But the point is, overall Noxus has cutthroat assassins who hide in the shadows, executioners who slay helpless victims for sport, mages that rely on trickery and escapes to survive. Yes they do have people like Darius, but against Demacia, they are certainly the bigger cowards.

In Gameplay the only possible 'cowards' in Demacia are Lux and Sona. In lore there are none.

In Gameplay Noxus has several blatant cowards. In lore their current government is heavily based around cowardly tactics.

29 Comments

Mistress Shyvana9 votes

+25 courage for Kled. I like you.

The Poetic Zed6 votes

Dora: Can you spot the biased text? Me: OOH OOH IT'S THERE IT'S THERE

you wrote paragraphs for most of demacia and so little for noxus. edit: it's all about the light you paint them with.

No Yellow Norco6 votes

Salty Noxus filth.

TyrekGoldenspear4 votes

They shall be purged by the light of Demacia.

Ralanr2 votes

Go ahead and try, Demacian scum.

Edit: Just remember that last time you tried, you lost a king.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

I believe i will, Noxian filth.

Edit for your edit: And remember that you lost the war, and your best warrior for generations to come.

Ralanr5 votes

Hey! Garen has to run away to heal up before fighting! That's some courage deduction there!

sheldonbunny7 votes

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Hey! Garen has to run away to heal up before fighting! That's some courage deduction there!

I thought all good Garens danced their health back.

Ralanr2 votes

No, it just makes the healing go faster. Dancing is great exercise after all.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

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Hey! Garen has to run away to heal up before fighting! That's some courage deduction there!

Hahahaha true. But I already mentioned his bush fetish.

Ralanr2 votes

Also, Vayne uses invisibility, a cowardly tactic!

And let's not forget Lucian's constant running away. He refuses to stand and fight like a man!

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Ahem.

His ult.

Courage points regained.

Ralanr1 votes

He still runs when shooting his ult! He is afraid of people getting too close. Like a coward.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Ahem. All the good Lucians run at the enemy, using their dashes so the enemy doesnt get out of range.

Speakng of cowards, which nation has the Cutthroat assasins that only show up to kill the weakened enemy ? Hmm?

Ralanr1 votes

Why Demacia of course. You know how many poor bastards Lux snipes with that ult?

Cruel to kill them from so far away.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Well she has to.

Everytime she gets near they run. Like cowards.

Ralanr1 votes

It's not running, it's repositioning.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

You know, this little talk gave me an idea.

We both know how to write fanfics, so how about we each write up a match on the rift between Demacia and Noxus. (Following old lore with summoners and such.)

Ill write one where Demacia wins, and you can do one where Noxus wins.

I'll throw my team up here so you know who I'm throwing in the ring

Top: Garen.

Mid: Lux.

Jungle: J4.

Bot: Lucian (or Quinn)

Support: Sona.

Both will go into C&C.

Ralanr1 votes

Hmm. Not gonna lie, it's an interesting idea. But the lack of a jungler or support (Sion can only be one) would hurt the composition for Noxus.

I may have to think this over.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Oh that's simple.

Morg lives in Noxus, so have her support and have Sion Jungle.

Dominick Destine3 votes

This is probably because Demacia , in the extinct lore, faced and utterly decimated Noxus on the (Artificial game) battlefield in like Season 2.

Noxus is, understandibly gunshy after being pillage and plundered in the arse thus they were forced to use more tactics rather than brute force as they would like.

Lore wise it always makes sense to make the "bad guys" weaker, because if the bad guys are stronger they'd just annihilate the good guys and the story ends.... whereas the good guys are good so they would not annihilate the bad guys, allowing the story to be continual.

Anu3isII3 votes

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Morgana A resident of Noxus and certainly not a coward. Not even from a gameplay standpoint, she has to all in to use her ult. Pretty courageous for a "support".

Morgana : I can carry on my own!!!

LordGeovanni2 votes

Noxus:any strategy is viable once you win. Lol Morgana support

Sire Hippington2 votes

Saying Kata and Talon are cowards but LUX quin lucian and vayne aren't..quite some bias here. Same with Vlad, he needs to go deep, he needs to stay depp, and thats why he has all the mobillity summoners and his pool. Just because he can use it defensly doesn't make him a coward, else many of the demacians like prince flag 'n drag are cowards aswell. The only noxian champs that truely are cowardly are cassio and LB, even those are somewhat in your face as far as mages go, especially compared to lux.

Also, Sona is one of the most cowardice champs ever in terms of gameplay, her main power comes from enableing her entier team to outrun the opposing team at all times with her E in the lategame, which mostly is used to run away and kite while sona shield+heals all eventual damage.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Yeah, Demacia rules!

Kinda figured you'd be on Demacia's side, what with maining Shyv and all.

And lol, Kled gives Noxus 25 bonus courage.

OurLestrade2 votes

Still need a badass Noxian Sergeant support with a flag.

Woodakoodashooda1 votes

Doesn't afraid of anything indeed.

JIDF Operative1 votes

Maybe he is yelling COWARDS to his fellow noxians?

Vistha Kai1 votes

Literally the reason Riven left is because they used dirty tactics instead of courageous combat.

The motto of Noxus is "Might above all". Honour is secondary.

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