Way to improve Sions Ultimate:

its the hardest ult to hit ever lol but when you do hit something, and team follws up somebodies gonna die

also when you are in a pinch, ult in the direction of their nexus and recall in their base before they can react to wut the fuq just happened

I happen to like his ult, very fun when you know what you're doing.

Have a nice trip see you next fall NERD. Yeah, imo worst ult in the game. Also, nice stutter loser! ( Just kidding but seroiously you repeated your self in your post.) His old ult was amazing being able to heal your entire team while being unkillable was really good.

make it go through walls

I don't think his ult is meant to be hit 100% of the time. If they all side step you end up in their back line and kill the squishes or die so that you can use the new broken passive (they buffed it so that Sion loses A LOT less health) to butt fck everyone.

I prefer the old ultimate, but with his current abilities ( stun, slow ) he would be too strong. The current ult is strong and serves well in the hands of experienced players, it often changes a team fight.

Get 40% CDR and Spam it

Don't even use it to try to get people, Spam it so much that people learn to ignore the global KACHANK noise it makes

Once they are relaxed and ignoring it, begin using it on people~! Especially with a long running start so you can reach max speed!!!

or just play Rammus and do it better