Darius is not reasonable.

Before you qq and downvote and cry and while about elo and stuff, hear me out. I'm not saying Darius is broken or overpowered. I'm saying he's unreasonable.

What's the typical refrain from people telling you how to deal with Darius? "Kite him". What are most top laners? Melee. What does Darius counter? Melee champions (for the most part - a select couple can handle him with very careful play).

So if you're playing one of these champions, what do you do? Bitch at your jungler to gank for you, sit under your tower, and pray to get scraps of CS. That's not reasonabe for Melee tops to do. I've already lost lane simply by nature of being melee? What??? I'm not able to try to trade with him, because he'll just yank me back in if I go for the short trades he's not very good with. That's not at all reasonable! He straight up hard counters Melee top matchups, which is the majority of top laners! It's not reasonable to have to counterpick before you even know who you're playing in solo queue.