silver 1 xerath main's guide to all matchups

q her to death while her user is obsessing over his waifu this is a 300 gold minion, not a champion, and if you treat it like that youll be fine see akali, but be sure to dodge tibbers during the cast time you beat him in the lore so you beat him by default don't use a skin so your water balloon ult is super effective talk about how great stashu is in allchat dodge his r this is an adc not a midlaner, so get his team to report him spam PRAISE THE SUN in allchat, this will make her go on tilt call the cops make fun of him for not reading patch notes like corki, but a jungler ban or dodge in champ select this champ is bs build full ad and laugh when he ults you like you, but spends twice the amount of magics to create a lesser q his turrets have crap range, you do not, so you win his whole gameplan is to die anyway, go right along with it spam q, and if he beats you tell a rioter so he can get nerfed again if she starts spinning press e, after a few times she'll leave the game see kassadin this is actually a purple caster minion, which they forgot to delete from the game apparently another q-spam victim another adc, treat him like the rest kinda like fizz, except you occasionally get free dodges when you ban her from salty "mains" pick the molten earth skin, all of your attacks are now super effective and get STAB like the purple caster minion, but more annoying for the rest of your team (not for you dont worry) basically you, but unlike you she doesn't have q so destroy her you cant get cured of space aids, but luckily he cant be cured of xerath q either spam w to make him mad because he doesnt have one this is a support, have her team report her when she fails the normal support job of having 20 wards on the map at all times basically you, but her q gets blocked by minions so lol another q victim, treat her like the rest no mute your sound, he relies on you ragequitting from his stupid quotes (if hes not using that skin hes useless anyway) theres a reason this guy goes top autowin, unless he's bronze 2 then youre screwed a support, so treat her like morg free farm lane, with the added minigame of "dont step on the circle" another q victim, treat her like the rest another minion, although i hear you get to farm him more often if you buy zhonyas for your second summoner spell pick smite another q victim, treat him like the rest make sure the player isnt named "keane", and if they aren't just ignore this guy like you, but his q isnt as freelo when this thing is picked you get 7-8 minions per wave instead of 6-7, sweet turn on safesearch, then post complex math problems in allchat to keep him busy you have the bigger laser so you win by default every time he uses transfuse he absorbs lightning, so he basically kills himself for you literally just you, but unlike you he cant properly channel the freelo the guy version of ahri, so like ahri just spam q if hes good get zhonyas and lol, but luckily pretty much all zeds are garbage just give him his adhd medicine like liss you can pick molton earth for more damage, also shes a plant so she doesnt have a brain completely broken, only way to beat him is to dodge the yellow midget things