I had a dream...

Melledoneus·Mar 2, 2017·126 votes·4,562 views

...a dream that I was playing a tank top lane. I was against a typical AD top laner, and I went in to CS... and my minion walked in front of me to block my path. So naturally we collided.

But Lo! And behold! The minion was shoved aside, for I was the champion, and I heard the heavenly song of "Move, Bitch, Get Out the Way" emanating from the heavens.

I had a dream where melee top laners could drink from the rivers of gold, unhindered by the little meatshields as they bashed each other to drath in miniscule fashion.

It was a good dream.

52 Comments

420 gramsMar 2, 201720 votes

I think you play this game way too much if you're dreaming about it

MelledoneusMar 2, 201729 votes

I think you're right. I'll cut the amount I play each day from 2 games to -1.

TyrekGoldenspearMar 2, 20174 votes

Do you dream of Shenpai as well?

MelledoneusMar 2, 201741 votes

We'll have that discussion when you're older.

TyrekGoldenspearMar 2, 201711 votes

Best possible answer. You sir are a comedic genius.

MelledoneusMar 3, 201724 votes

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You sir are the best possible answer.

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/cfa29d0e-2861-46da-82e6-162d16097883/140cd6c3-06b4-49eb-888e-672a18c3fbc3.gif

Jet SettMar 3, 20173 votes

At one point I played so much League that I was actually confused why my friend's workplace didn't "Have any towers" and the one time at school where I just wanted to leave early, but then I thought to myself "Wait a minute, I'm KASSADIN! I'll just rift walk around to stave off the boredom."

ValyrianBladeMar 3, 201720 votes

I think this should happen for allied minions. I should be able to run through an allied wave to lose an enemy chasing me. I should get blocked by an enemy wave while trying to run. Minion block should happen MORE with enemy minions and not at all with allied minions.

Or at least the latter part. Current creep block may be enough for enemy minions.

FilDaFunkMar 3, 20171 votes

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I think this should happen for allied minions. I should be able to run through an allied wave to lose an enemy chasing me. I should get blocked by an enemy wave while trying to run. Minion block should happen MORE with enemy minions and not at all with allied minions.

Or at least the latter part. Current creep block may be enough for enemy minions.

Shout commands to minions: SWARM!

Glory ln DeathMar 3, 20171 votes

Minions need to be coded to intentionally creep block enemy champions they are in combat with

TyrekGoldenspearMar 2, 201710 votes

Hecarim has fallen from this heavenly realm.

Now he weeps tears of minion block as Fizz laughs at him inside a wave.

MelledoneusMar 3, 20173 votes

I have been trying to find a response to this comment for almost 24 hours now.

I think I have finally found the answer.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder368/43513368.jpg

AeszarckMar 4, 20171 votes

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Hecarim has fallen from this heavenly realm.

Now he weeps tears of minion block as Fizz laughs at him inside a wave.

At least he still has vestiges of his former power in his E!

Devastating Charge: Hecarim gains increasing Movement Speed and can move through units for a short duration.

DragonManSquidMar 3, 201710 votes

THIS IS MADNESS!!! How do you expect to balance such insane changes? This is a vital part of gameplay, do you want towers removed too? [zombie-brand-mindblown]

MelledoneusMar 3, 201722 votes

https://pics.onsizzle.com/i-had-a-dream-and-yall-keep-fuckin-it-up-5397900.png

YouGoTownedXMar 3, 20173 votes

lol this is great

KnalxzMar 4, 20171 votes

My people in a nutshell. :(

xelakerMar 3, 20172 votes

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THIS IS MADNESS!!! How do you expect to balance such insane changes? This is a vital part of gameplay, do you want towers removed too? [zombie-brand-mindblown]

just remove...EVERYTHING!

Sahn UzalMar 2, 20175 votes

Please Riot, don't let our memes be dreams!

Glory ln DeathMar 3, 20173 votes

I, too, had a dream.

Unfortunately, I couldn't remember what it was after I woke up.

AcidTheWarlockMar 3, 20172 votes

It's just the nice thing to do. I understand the mechanic, but make it consistent what the hell

I dream of a time where I can hit my empowered Qs and not get held back by some silly little minion like it's freaking Riot Police

PennsMar 2, 20171 votes

Only reason I play based god Fizz xd

AeszarckMar 4, 20171 votes

{quoted}

Only reason I play based god xd

Do you play Kassadin when you get bored of Fizz?

PennsMar 4, 20171 votes

How does one get bored of Fizz tho? o

SlaktarTaskenMar 3, 20171 votes

Someone give this man a medal! [zombie-brand-mindblown]

TheMinezMar 3, 20171 votes

This one time last year, I was in a custom 1v5 vs bots right? A minion blocked the renekton bot under turret from 4K hp to 0. The renekton ulted too.

MelledoneusMar 3, 20171 votes

That minion was watching too much crocodile hunter.

John Senna1Mar 3, 20171 votes

Nah, he saw all crocodile dundee movies the evening before

5000000000000000Mar 3, 20171 votes

Doesn't the dash cooldown come back up by then

TheMinezMar 3, 20171 votes

It was up like 10 seconds before he got into turret range. I checked the replay.

He didn't use it.

I died after a 1v5 then the minion killed their megatank.

MysterQMar 3, 20171 votes

Ahhh the famous I HAD a dream speech, then he quit trying.

MelledoneusMar 3, 20175 votes

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d8e3da43758524c3b2e747607c33c825c4d86bbc56aa55162fa923103c65b4c.jpg

VeltoxMar 3, 20171 votes

Nanomachines son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj4XenU6tyI&t=185s

SlashStrikerMar 3, 20171 votes

My dream is about people giving better title on their topics so we can understand what the topic is about

Xela SyabMar 3, 20171 votes

I had a dream that League was changed to have higher starting gold, lower death timers, faster objective times, better turrets, game wasn't reliant on csing for 30 minutes, we get 3 summoner spells, lp loss and gains are dependant on your player score not if your team won or lost.

MelledoneusMar 3, 20176 votes

That's a lot to remember from one dream.

Glory ln DeathMar 3, 20171 votes

So... Twisted Treeline?

Except for the summoner spells and LP.

The EcdysiastMar 3, 20171 votes

Your player score means nothing if your team lost. Unfortunately, there's no single player mode.

Xela SyabMar 3, 20171 votes

Does it though? I'm sure that players who get S ranks in games where they couldn't carry 4 potatoes would disagree.

Automated RivenMar 3, 20171 votes

I have gotten S ranks and been the reason we lost.

The EcdysiastMar 4, 20171 votes

Your mastery score means especially nothing. It's based on your performance relative to other players of that champion in that assigned role.

Example: 4/5/19 with 100 cs is going to be a B for any mid assassin, because most players would have more kills and cs if they did well. However, that's an A or even an S for a support, depending on the game length.

And it's definitely an S on Nunu if you're queued for support, because most players wouldn't do nearly that well against a real support. Luckily it doesn't take into account the enemy, so it's more likely whoever you're fighting is going to get a free S.

Sraeg2013Mar 3, 20171 votes

I like how they did it in For Honor.

Your "minions" step aside like lil' bitches and basically never get in your way even, if you are going full Sanic. The enemy "minions" don't give a damn and often the only way to get through them is to kill them.

So you can actually use them to make the enemy give up chasing you, because they get creep blocked or if you aren't careful run into a wall yourself.

Not like in LoL where it's a dice roll with every single fucking step.

KnalxzMar 3, 20171 votes

It's weird how you can dream and still have a full on erection isn't it?

MelledoneusMar 3, 20173 votes

I want to keep the dream the subject, not the awkward morning after.

Toru ItaiMar 3, 20171 votes

melledoneus for president!

edit: also, what if champs with more than 300 combined Armor and MR or more than 3500 HP they push minions aside.

MelledoneusMar 3, 20171 votes

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose? We're trying to make early laning phase easier.

EvanThomasMar 4, 20171 votes

New mechanic: Any champion with >3500 HP instantly kills minions and small monsters by walking over them.

LordSirChipmunkMar 4, 20171 votes

Gotta buff Kassadin with that one, amirite?

GhaMar 4, 20171 votes

"Moo, Bitch, Get Out the Way"

Alistar

Gnart Even CloseMar 4, 20171 votes

Even as a Gnar player, I want this. It's so toxic to be blocked or win because the enemy got blocked. Especially since tanks with their large hitboxes are punished more.