I genuinely felt like playing Fiddlesticks

Then I realized there's no place he would fit without being absolutely curbstomped by champs who do his job better. :(

Support? Why Fiddlesticks when you could go Malzahar or Brand or Zyra? They deal more damage, they all have CC, and they all have early game burst. Fiddlesticks can just like, make the crow hit the ADC three times..... if he's not CC'd during his drain.

Mid? Lol. Ha ha hahaha hahh ahah ah! HHH AHAHA! .....no. Just.... just no.

Jungle? Sure. Then the jungler shows up into my jungle like, "HEY! LOVELY JUNGLE YOU HAVE THERE! MIND IF I COME AND TAKE IT!!? THANKS NOM NOM NOM NOM ONOMOMONNM!! OH YOU'RE TRYING TO STOP ME?! THANKS FOR DESSERT!! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!" You have been slain

I had a desire to play him. But realized that he's just painfully outclassed by... everyone.

Sad times.