I want to make Teemo players have a bad day too much; it throws off my ranked play in general.

FCJAAAAGOOOO··2 votes·326 views

I want to beat them in their best matchup (Renekton) every game that I see a Teemo in. I hope I get a chance to get matched against Teemo top lane so that one day I can potentially make one straight-up ragequit a ranked match. I run to top lane's brush immediately when the game starts hoping they try to come early and stealth so I can beat them down in stealth or as they run back to turret. I also hope I can flash-kill them afterwards while they're sitting under turret at level 1...I've gone for it before and it might be too much of a stretch unless they've already flashed. The idea of pulling things like that off is too exciting for me not to go for and if I'm not good enough at it it'll compromise my ranked play in general; I'll forever be a smurf until I can play the matchup well.

I feel now like I've compromised my ability to play ranked until I can obliterate a Teemo main with specifically Renekton like it is as natural as breathing air. Any tips/suggestions? Like rune setups, starting items, summoners whatnot? Even from Teemo mains?

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mipopo2 votes

Hey there, I'm a teemo main and I feel the need to tell you that what you are talking about is the bred and butter of every teemo main out there. We play this game for that shit. Wanting to tilt a teemo main is completely absurd. But listening to your craving for tilting, I just have to suggest to you: become a tiltmain yourself. Come to the dark side and stop trying the impossible. Never underestimate the power my friend! Cheers!

FCJAAAAGOOOO1 votes

I also, after winning the matchup, want them to flame/troll me in chat, calling me an ape in chat, and respond like an ape would in their mind, with something like "frist tiem leg o legends palyer her, no English spek good". Any recommendations for better BM than that? No, Teemo mains, "anything else" is not a recommendation I'm looking for.

FCJAAAAGOOOO1 votes

Why the downvotes? Is this not a gameplay topic one can have an intricate and enriching discussion over? Where are all the Teemo slayers @?

mipopo1 votes

also, you sound so fucking tiltable, I would love to run into you in a game and spam <3 while dancing on a dead crocodile. but sadly the sea is sepaerating us :(

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