Don't piss off your ally Tahm Kench

this is probably not true and you're just trying to get attention with this/be funny/make ppl laugh

and its not working

Considering Tahm can't teleport, and moves really slow while carrying someone... This is impossible.

And if they truly have disconected from the game, inching them to a lane over 10 minutes wont' work since when they are afk, the are programed to stay in spawn, and walk back to it if they forcibly leave.

And if you say "OH he uses his ult" You need input from the other person to drag them somewhere with your ult. Meaning if they are afk, IMPOSSIBLE.

Actuallllllly

It happened after my most recent game. Ezreal went 1/11/1 and his team raged at him and he decided to alt tab into... I dunno, something. Then Tahm tells us he is devouring his afk Ez and leaving him in a lane for us to take.

Lo and behold about 45 seconds later we see him spit out ezreal in the middle of top, who then starts getting autoed by minions without retaliation. I mean, he came back, but I was Kayle at the time and pressed E and he died. Still funny though.

I've been almost exclusively playing Tahm since his release (with his hilarious skin as well), and I can't count how many times some idiot Kalista or Tristana rushed into battle and I save them with Devour. Then I carry the team! Lol, its Tahm for me to be a passive support.

As I said, he wasn't disconnected, just alt tabbed. And he seemed to hobble fairly quickly with Ezreal in his stomach.

I feel bad for you.