Assassin main logic, assisted and approved by Rito.

Voluug13·Aug 27, 2015·3 votes·778 views

''You should be punished but choosing -insert squishy mana mage dependant on skillshots- against my assassin! Learn to pick, muh counterplay! gg izi mid'' . . . . ''... but I should NOT be punished for choosing my favorite assassin against its counters. Muh are toxic and should be gutted because I cant dive and oneshot them with muh playz. NERF NERF NERF''

9 Comments

umbraˉAug 27, 20153 votes

Annie can be dived and one shotted
Heim can be dived and one shotted
Swain can be dived and one shotted
Assassin mains don't say that

this is just all around a stupid post

Hayaishi2Aug 27, 20151 votes

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Annie can be dived and one shotted

Heim can be dived and one shotted

Swain can be dived and one shotted

Assassin mains don't say that

this is just all around a stupid post

Dive Annie? good luck

You can't even gank Heimer when he is inbetween his turrets, that's an easy double kill for him.

Swain isn't so squishy that you can dive him and kill him ez as you're suggesting.

Assassin mains swear their role takes more skill than everything else and that the burden of outplaying and countering should be to everybody else but them

IceemberAug 27, 20152 votes

Except hiemer. That fool needs a bit less ap scaling in regards to turrets. Even vs a ranged mid lane he still mops the floor.

Voluug13Aug 27, 20151 votes

You mean the ranged champions that kill his turrets the moment he drops them for extra gold? Unless you dont know how to predict the (short range) lazer.

VoidgolemAug 27, 20152 votes

assassin logic, as endorsed by rito gomez:

"Anyone I cannot 1-combo to death is OP and must be nerfed immediately".

FacerollKatarinaAug 27, 20152 votes

As a katarina main this post is actual bs >_>. Only champions that need to be nerfed from that list are Annie and kayle. The rest of them aren't a huge problem and are fair to play vs. Assassins are also in a terrible spot now in general :/ but thats just because of the meta

FebruAhriAug 27, 20151 votes

and then you realized "muh item 3140 " is the favorite phrase Malz mains say

Voluug13Aug 27, 20151 votes

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and then you realized "muh " is the favorite phrase Malz mains say

I have never cared about QSS tbh. I can build and play around it at this point. Plus what Malza mains are QQ here? No one, only assassin mains crying about counterpicks.

The difference is that item 3140 (if someone ever builds it) completly negates the entire kit of Malzahar. And probably dooms him because high mana costs+no mobility+no damage+high cds spell death at such a close range.

QSS and Zhonia's only stop a part of Zed's kit. He can go back to safety and continue farming, while the other champion probably needs to go back to base because they are probably low.