So... an ADC and an assassin fight each other...

Astôlfo··110 votes·4,549 views

ADC right-clicks the assassin (or really, any non-tanky player) 2-3 times from range to kill them in like 1 second:

ADC: "HAHAHAHA GIT GUD CRAPPY ASSASSIN PLAYER"

The assassin kills the ADC who wandered off by themselves, getting in point-blank range, using their full combo + Ignite which takes like 2+ seconds (post-rework):

ADC: "OMG SO BROKEN WTF NO COUNTERPLAY BURST"

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81 Comments

18 NAKED COWB0YS22 votes

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Slythion34 votes

wait but Zed actually beats Syndra because he can

  1. waveclear decently
  2. trade safer
  3. dodge her stun
  4. cancel her ult
  5. has a relatively easy time landing everything because she's an immobile battle caster

not to mention a Syndra can't 1-hit any decent ad assassin early cuz they'd recognize that she has a lot of raw damage (just like Annie or pre-rework Leblanc) and start some magic resist like a Maw or something

on the other hand

Zed has to land nearly everything in his kit plus ignite to even to kill his lane opponent in the early game...not even sure where your argument could be applied to this side of fight

so uh...ya

Catastrop15 votes

Shhh, keep logic away from here.

Seriously though, people act like Zed players are just braindead button pressers

ReZisT Lust4 votes

but syndra can carry the cannon into raptor camp

Kosm1K2 votes

Yeah but zed ult can completely negate syndra ult if he times it right, then it's pretty easy to kill her

Wolfram Oxford1 votes

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Troll for Trump1 votes

It's Zed. No idea why they buffed him. He's probably the only assassin that's an exception to this.

Maybe Fizz and Ekko,too, but haven't seen enough of them.

Talinis2 votes

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It's Zed. No idea why they buffed him. He's probably the only assassin that's an exception to this.

Maybe Fizz and Ekko,too, but haven't seen enough of them.

Fizz isn't really an exception, he has the highest kill times out of any assassin. You either hit shark ahead of time or you are dead weight for the team. (and hitting the tank or apc who zhonyas does literally nothing). Burst APCS can just stand there and burst you down because u won't get the damage off in time.

Automated Riven5 votes

zed didnt get buffed. He became more feast or famine because now he has to kill specific targets in order to have relevant damage and he still falls off like a brick. but he doesnt feast harder

Troll for Trump2 votes

Less Feast and Famine overall, but just making it so he's less famine-esque when behind.

I'd have to look up the numbers changes, but I know they pulled a lot of Zed nerfs out the PBE just before they did the assassin update.

Also, LB's 120% dmg to minions on her Q isn't on live, even thought it's in the preseason notes.

Troll for Trump1 votes

Yeah lategame he's not an exception. BUt early game, and during laning, his E is really obnoxious. Mildly higher cooldown, yes, but he gets CDR quickly in his core items, and at that point, everyone's CDR is high. It's a "relativity" thing.

CookyPrince2 votes

I went against prerework fizz, missed his shark so he just pressed w and q'd me and i died

TyrekGoldenspear44 votes

Trick question; they would get drunk and then make out on the counter.

18 NAKED COWB0YS2 votes

dont know why my post got removed. club penguin v2 taking over.

Wolfram Oxford1 votes

There is no counter.

Enlegacy7 votes

If Zed doesn't win that then he's bad. He should ult the second he sees Syndra ult, it basically invalidates her ult which is the largest amount of her damage. Plus in that match up Zed should be building edge of night or maw. Or both for that matter. There is a reason Zed is a Syndra counter.

Unless you are whining about Zed, in which case I would like to point out that you are a couple months after the QSS changes.

ReZisT Lust1 votes

but syndras should wait to stun and ult till after zed ults

Over Innsmouth1 votes

So then no one ults because they're waiting for the other person.

ReZisT Lust2 votes

its k syndras got more kit burst

Enlegacy3 votes

If syndra holds her ult and stun, she's fucked. Especially if zed dodges one of her abilities with his w.

DragonShea3 votes

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a zed and a syndra walk into a bar. they get into a fight and ulti eachother.

one has to land every single thing in order to kill the other while the other misses everything and can press a point and click to delete the other regardless.

guess which one is which for a free round.

edit: forgot the fanfiction weeb pairing of these 2 champions. fucking weebs (puke)

a zed and a syndra walk into a bar.

Goes back home and rekt Syndra's sky fortress and each other genatals

notmebuthim1 votes

Pressing R > skill

Unstoppable Monk3 votes

[{quoted}](name=ANJell 1004,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=MazpT8iE,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-11-14T00:27:32.564+0000)

guess which one is which for a free round.

edit: forgot the fanfiction weeb pairing of these 2 champions. fucking weebs (puke)

zed. dude blows cock

^ Suppressed feelings much?

HazyCloud710 votes

Tbh I don't know if any aassassin has more burst than Vayne.

Penns2 votes

Rengar maybe lol. Some others might too but they need pretty hard setup

Xonra1 votes

ONLY if he is higher level and fed (so ahead on items), and just ulted with max stacks, and jumped at her before she got an attack off.. Otherwise, if they are even level and items, no. Just no.

valve nerf pls3 votes

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Tbh I don't know if any aassassin has more burst than Vayne.

Fizz Khazix Pantheon(full glass cannon phant) Diana Teemo Nocturne Ahri ZedJayce RengarYasuo MasterYi and last but not least-->Riven

valve nerf pls1 votes

Oh look im got downvote for using logic

The Deckowner7 votes

For every assassin who isn't rengar khazix fizz, those statements are true.

B6WS TSW991 votes

khazix CAN'T one shot anyone unless they make a mistake by being isolated

Voluug131 votes

Gee, its a good thing that the map has 95% un-isolated areas amirite. Specially jungle! Cant never be isolated there.

B6WS TSW991 votes

all you have to do to be unisolated is to be near someone and not overextend

The Deckowner2 votes

Khazix's main issue is how after lv6 his Q basically has no cd against monsters as most of them are now isolated, he can farm way too fast and counter jungle like crazy.

B6WS TSW991 votes

you need a few wards and he can't do counter jungle, I just played a game where i was kha and I countered like crazy, killed lee 3-4 times in his own jungle, but his deaths could have easily been avoided had he or his support placed a ward at the most basic places for wards in the jungle,

if kha doesn't have a team to tank a few hits and be able to start the fights and go in then he can't do anything in teamfights as he gets one shotted by everyone because of how squishy he is, and if enemy team has a lot of cc then kha is done for

also I main jungle, so I've been against kha a lot, so I'm going to say this again, wards save you, use them

BLYAT moon Akali6 votes

what game are you talking about?

adcs in league of legends never burst faster than assassins unless hyperfed.

Astôlfo13 votes

Have you played any of the new assassins yet?

BLYAT moon Akali7 votes

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Have you played any of the new assassins yet?

you mean adcs can actually tank them in melee range and kill them without kiting? because that's what you are implying right now if you say one bursts faster then the other (assassins having similar tankiness to adcs). then you should always play adcs vs assassins and just stand still and click on them. because you are outbursting them and they have no hard cc, right? why would you want to kite?

Astôlfo12 votes

I'm not sure how you got that out of what I said.

Between 100% crit, massive lifesteal, high AS, and inherent range, if an assassin cannot burst someone in like 0.5-0.8s like they should be able to, said victim will not die unless said victim is blitheringly stupid.

I hate my ADC3 votes

0.5-0.8s? Are you serious? Do you even know how short a second is? It take 0.25 second just for an average human to react to an EXPECTED visual stimulus. Add to that the latency, keyboard to computer delay and the time it takes to press a button on a keyboard and you are already at over a second just to react to an assassin jumping on you WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE GONNA DO IT. And don't you dare blink your eyes! 0.3 to 0.4 second for a human to blink its eyes.

Anyone who thinks an assassin, or any champion for the matter, should be able to delete someone in less than 2 seconds is delusional.

Automated Riven4 votes

idk I flash malph ults on live. I flash all kinds of skillshots. Last game it was a janna tornado. and typically you have less then a .5 second reaction time with those so..

PermabannedGaren3 votes

{quoted}

I'm not sure how you got that out of what I said.

Between 100% crit, massive lifesteal, high AS, and inherent range, if an assassin cannot burst someone in like 0.5-0.8s like they should be able to, said victim will not die unless said victim is blitheringly stupid.

Which ADC gets 100% crit?

Astôlfo2 votes

Um... All of them?

PermabannedGaren4 votes

{quoted}

Um... All of them?

Maybe in your elo, but most get 50%. The ones that buy Essence Reaver get 70%. Vayne gets 80%.

Astôlfo2 votes

Uh.

IE and/or ER -> 2 Zeal Evos -> Last Whisper Evo -> Bloodthirster = 4 items Boots + GA/Sterak's/Maw/etc = 2 items 4+2 = 6.

IE and/or ER + 2 Zeal evos = 100% crit.

Sona Ping4 votes

{quoted}

Uh.

IE and/or ER -> 2 Zeal Evos -> Last Whisper Evo -> Bloodthirster = 4 items Boots + GA/Sterak's/Maw/etc = 2 items 4+2 = 6.

IE and/or ER + 2 Zeal evos = 100% crit.

This explains all of your posts.

Astôlfo2 votes

lmao chill I did my math wrong.

PermabannedGaren2 votes

{quoted}

Uh.

IE and/or ER -> 2 Zeal Evos -> Last Whisper Evo -> Bloodthirster = 4 items Boots + GA/Sterak's/Maw/etc = 2 items 4+2 = 6.

IE and/or ER + 2 Zeal evos = 100% crit.

I am not saying that ADCs CAN'T get 100% crit.

I am pointing out that they DON'T, because it is inefficient.

Do you live in a fantasy world where an ADC can casually forego boots and even a somewhat defensive item and be effective?

item 3508 item 3046 item 3087 item 3031

This is how you get 100% crit. You can swap one of the other AS/Crit items for PD and SS, but these are the items necessary to get 100% crit on any champ save Yasuo or Tryndamere, and barring runes.

item 3072 item 3036

So you think you can add these two items to that build and it would be good, huh? Yeah dude, who needs boots, you can just use percentage MS to scale of the movement speed you haven't built (because ADCs have some of the lowest base MS in the game), and who needs some form of defense like mercurial scimitar or guardian's angel? I'm sure it'll work out.

Some ADCs can do without a defensive item in most games, but they all need boots. Boots make you faster, which helps you kite, which keeps you alive.

Astôlfo2 votes

Chill, I did my math wrong and wasn't paying attention.

the weeaboo3 votes

It's all about who gets fed in lane. Stop feeding ADCs ya assassin mailing crybabies. lol

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