- their playerbase, when they're not masturbating to a champion with the exact same low skill stat checking play pattern as wukong they're foaming at the mouth to tell you how much they love their waifu because it really isn't a full day till you've seen a yasuo player wet himself
Being manaless isn't a passive
The fact that riot believes this is reason number 84 on the great list of reasons for why league's balance is so bad
its conditional
Conditional on what, that creeps exist? What a condition. On the long list of great conditions, clearly having creeps in lane or creeps in the jungle must be number 1, right? Being yasuo is suffering.
big surprise, an aa based champ has a steroid that boosts their damage
What does this have to do with him being overloaded? Why are you using a? I clearly mention 2 "steroids", can yasuo players not count?
and so long as you aren't retarded, he lost his only real defense to a program me ability
This is just autistic barking really but I can sort of make out your point. My counter point is clearly being one of the most mobile champions in the game along with a constantly refreshing shield isn't enough to keep yasuo players alive, you really do need that extra safety helmet.
please tell me the hidden secret of playing yas with no cd's
Well you've played more games on yasuo this season than I have games played in general so if you still can't tell yasuo has no cooldowns I can't really magically give you IQ now can I
him attack if you isn't stat checking you, and keystones cater to pretty much all champs, not just yasuo
It's the precise definition of stat checking, unavoidable (because he can dash to and from you through every single wave at no cost at no cooldown) damage being constantly applied (where the yasuo proceeds to stat check you with either a knock up run like wukong, except wukong can't even knock up, or just keep stat checking like a wukong would because those are his only options as a glorified stat check, or as yasuo players have termed it UHHH UHHHH MY RPM UGGGGGHHHHH, and if you're playing a counterpick congratulations you just unlocked the "report yasuo for inting" achievement for the 8000th time. The entire reason yasuo players run pure attack speed is so they can stat check you more, and the introduction of nonsense like fervor only favors this low skill playstyle. Fervor was even nerfed for the majority of it's users (on hit) this season but yasuo was specifically spared (because he can crit the new stacks). Warlords originally only worked on crits, it was actually designed as the yasuo and tryndamere only keystone, and guess what, no one plays tryndamere.
Any yasuo main worth their salt would take having decent base stats over having good hp/5. Not to mention, he gets Dorans blade which means he's life stealing, which makes his regen seem higher than it is
So you agree, yasuo's sustain is completely broken. I have no idea where this "omg my base stats are so small, so small only 4 inches" meme comes from but yasuo players really do love it don't they. We are living in the post fact world if you say it enough times I guess it's really no different from a fact.
it doesn't really take effort to cs in most champs, unless your autos take a billion years to land (anivia) this isn't really a point against him
How would you know, really.
So what you are saying is that interactive gameplay isn't healthy. Do you
main Nasus?
Is this that legendary yasuo player wit? Truly a marvel.
Not like yasuo can only ult off displacements. Not like it has relatively low damage for an ult, or that it sticks you right in the enemy team stuck in an animation.
Yeah I too can't believe champions have to land their ults to ult, mind blowing. I really can't believe it, yasuo players already have to deal with being wukong if wukong had real tools and now you're telling me they can't just have someone land their ults for them 100% of the time too? I mean how am I suppose to spam my manaless poke constantly to fish for a knock up, or just dash in through any wave and just apply a stat check knock up like I do nearly constantly because I have no cooldowns and that's the entire play pattern of the champion while I'm editing my montage? Being yasuo is suffering.
Imagine if cho couldn't ult someone unless they were knocked up
What a nightmare that would be