Can someone help me understand the Dynamic Queue hate?
I get the hate that, for example, if you pick Fill you're getting Support. That's just what's going to happen. That sucks, and I understand it.
I also get that queue times suck (possibly because of the above issue.)
But what I don't understand is the Ranked 'We want Solo Queue!' business.
Because here's the thing that pops into my brain when I read the complaints about that:
There's ALWAYS somebody moaning and whining about 'gg team too heavy!' 'can't carry out of Bronze 5 with all these shitty teams I get matched with!'. I even remember seeing people lament that if they could just find a team that was halfway decent or at least didn't feed the hell out of their lanes, they could carry easily due to their individual skill and that sometimes having a Duo partner just wasn't enough to stop the proverbial bleeding of three other players who are supposedly brain-dead monkeys.
That kind of complaint has always been around for as long as I can remember. People would say 'play Ranked 5s!'. The response was usually something like 'I can't find 4 other people who are good who are consistently all on at the same time!' or they don't want to play against pro teams climbing the ladder or somesuch.
That doesn't even touch the 'every time someone instalocks mid like a jerk when I'm CLEARLY the best midlaner and the Second Coming of Faker!' field of complaints.
So...people whine about horrible teams. Not getting their role. Refuse to play 5s. Say Duos aren't enough.
Riot gives Dynamic Queue, which at least takes a stab at SOLVING EVERY COMPLAINT ABOVE.
suddenly people WANT SOLO QUEUE BACK.
Excuse me? Wat? Solo Queue used to be the butt of COUNTLESS jokes and complaints. "I don't need sex because Solo Queue ****s me every day!" and such.
What's going on here? Is this Stockholm Syndrome or something? Why on earth would you hate something vehelmently, swear that it's riddled with problems, then when something comes out that at least TRIES to SOLVE those problems...you want the poop sandwich back?