[{quoted}](name=Hentaî Senpaî,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=LqEnmGWZ,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-12-21T14:24:34.091+0000)
Riot's vision for Mordekaiser is the following:
He is a collossus in a giant suit of armor...
...who has one of the shittiest base armor in the game (20)
Ok, right. That's a bit sad. I'd like a buff too.
...who is supposed to go up against ranged AD champions with said armor
humm, yeah, and?...
...who actively handicaps his support for having to come up with ways to make up for his non-existent lane presence and range
Sure, because a Vayne doesn't handicap her support at all, with her non-existent lane presence. Also, a properly played Morde has a good presence. Even without range. Do you know his W also heals YOU, if you position properly? Advance to deal some damage, and shrug the poke with his W heal.
...whose title (now changed, thank god) was supposed to be Mordekaiser, the Mordekaiser (Lord of Death)
It was changed. Maybe you could focus on the reality instead of desperately searching for bad reasons to whine.
...who is apparently a marksman, aside from having no range and no significant late game dps to make up for it, basically being the exact opposite of a marksman.
He is not a Marksman. He is a duo-lane carry. Marksman can go in solo lane (Vayne/Quinn top, Graves/Kindred Jungle, Lucian mid, etc.) and other classes can go in duo-lane. Open your mind.
tl;dr: Stop spurting idiocies and irrelevant facts, and focus on what really is a problem
P.S.: Bard is probably not the best support for Mordekaiser. He really needs someone with him, so a roaming sup is a bad idea. But have you tried letting a Kogmaw alone on its lane? He really needs someone too...