-Constant threads -Morde Satire in any joke thread -Even makes fan art of Morde -Bakes Morde cookies
Heck, I bet the guy's gonna tattoo himself Morde's helmet and wear Mordekaiser-themed underwear XD
Malicious Metal107 votesWait a minute!!
Is this an attempt to make me show my mordekaiser-themed underwear?!
You perverts.
IcyPepper52 votesShow us the pantsu!
I mean, uh, that's some dedication! :D
Lord Boltrix3 votesYo Mal, I checked your deviantart page, and I noticed you never uploaded a certain picture involving our favorite band.
Lord Boltrix4 votes(nods, then waits for the massive reaction from all the fans)
HighH11 votesCan I have a link to his deviant art?
PDE5 Inhibitors1 votesgoogle?
HighH11 votesI just get a bunch of random Malicious art or Metal art or something with both in desc but not about Malicious Metal the guy
Malicious Metal1 votesNimrohd.deviantart.com
Kuroi8613 votesThey have Morde themed underwear?
Please tell me the mace is right where I think it is.
PeponiPoro2 votesi would like some of that underwear my girlfriend would love it xD
Baron of Bread7 votesWouldn't Mordekaiser-themed underwear have to be made of metal with spikes and thus be extremely uncomfortable?
Malicious Metal1 votes:^)
PeponiPoro1 votesdo you like the changes they just made with mordekaiser? i feel like his q is much better
Malicious Metal1 votesI like how they distributed the damage over three AA's rather than making landing or missing that third one so crucial.
So yeah, like those changes, those currently on the Pbe even more.
PeponiPoro1 votesI was just reading those, they look pretty cool, especially since they have finally realized the shield falloff is pretty ridiculous right now. Nice to know they are making changes their biggest Morde fanboy agrees with. ^^
Shadowkirby145 votesI guess that means you have "Balls of Steel?"
LOL Spammer1 votes[zombie-brand-clap]
Creeamy Sheev7 votesI wonder how would he name his newly invented drink !
Malicious Metal30 votes"Sickness in a Bottle"
->The only sustain you need.
RiotBioluminescence15 votesThe (completely unaffiliated, please don't drink and drive, don't underage drink, don't drink if it tastes nasty to you or if you're allergic, etc. etc.) website AlcoLoL has had a Morde cocktail since 2013.
Malicious Metal14 votesAnd it's called "Creeping Death"...
Argh, the feels. You're truly harvesting my sorrow.
RiotBioluminescence18 votes[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=dvGIOxJO,comment-id=0003000000000000,timestamp=2015-12-14T17:58:20.589+0000)
And it's called "Creeping Death"...
Argh, the feels. You're truly harvesting my sorrow.
I thought everyone knew - all developers live off a steady diet of tears and broken dreams* [slayer-jinx-catface]
###*I don't really. Please don't kill me.
Ariel the Cruel5 votes*I don't really. Please don't kill me.
I'll be happy to take your share! . . . My stock is stating to run low.
Pale Pirate4 votestakes gun out sees he isn't working at champion design takes gun back in
TurquoiseYoshi1 votes*she
Although that is the proper reaction.
Monkey D Luffy3 votesUm no it's not?
Burnt Iron King2 votesOne could almost say their sickness sustains you, eh?
HUE
Blitzidious2 votesNow we wait for MM to post some witty METAL comment. More than likely something about Morde watching Metalocalypse.
Malicious Metal20 votesThe irony being that I haven't even watched the last season of Metalocalypse...
Time to make things right!
Artificial Human1 votesI wonder how old he is, i can't imagine an adult having so much free time.
macromite4 votesclearly you're a failure of a human.
Artificial Human1 votesOkay...why?
macromite11 votesyou lack the capacity to imagine the possibility that someone can live differently to the way that you see the world. Your words convey your thoughts, and those words state that malicious metal is not an adult, or does not live like an adult.
This is considered a failure as a human because if the words that you chose truly do describe the way you feel on the issue, it means that you can't even comprehend the fact that people lead complex and different lives.
Specifically it means that you have an incredible issue with empathy, which is one of the fundamental parts of humanity, and thus, you are a failure of a human.
mikemcparty2 votesYou try too hard.
macromite9 votesmaybe, or maybe I don't try hard enough.
PeponiPoro10 votesi like you i mean i would never speak as you do but i like your style
Artificial Human1 votesNo, i was just curious how old he is. There is no need to be rude and call someone you dont know a failure of a human :/
TDubH3 votesPretty sure he's trolling you though.
Artificial Human1 votesEven if he's just trolling me, how can i tell? Everyone can say "haha i was just joking" in the end. Im pretty sure he is serious. Thank you for the reassurance though. Being called a failure of a human on the internet is a new one.
TDubH1 votesShould one fiend dare call thee a failure of the human race in such manner as this, then it may be oft rightly assumed that one is being trolled.
If someone adopts an older form of speech they probably are screwing with you.
Artificial Human1 votesI'll keep that in mind.
macromite1 voteshow dare you call me a fiend. slaps with white glove.
TDubH2 votesThou wouldst dare fool with me and my person?! Mine words would dare go beyond fiend to return such an insult, thou were not the subject of mine conversation but since thine anger is thus so easily ignited mine will burn from the pits of hell itself, thou villain, thou scoundrel, thou knave, it would be great pleasure to mine eyes that thine possessions were invaded by an army that had as little thought to their bowels as thee to thine insults! reft of mine manhood would i be should i stand down before such a foul peasant such as thyself as such i accept thine challenge o asinine miscreant
TDubH2 voteshahahahahahahaha, love that gif.
macromite1 votesits the wording that counts here, if what you wanted to say was, I wonder how old malicious is, then you should have stopped writing there, the problem is that after that you specified that you don't think he is an adult.
a man can be measured by his words. be careful with them.
Artificial Human2 votesGood luck on the internet with that exaggerated serious attitude. That hostility was ridiculous. Im not going to discuss ethics in a league thread.
Malicious Metal3 votesWell, my usual Morde threads don't take more than half an hour to come up with. Baking cookies takes a bit longer but hey, that's what weekends are for.
To answer your question; In five more months I won't be a teen anymore.
