Dating lessons with Vayne

Goodnight Nunu·Mar 17, 2016·67 votes·6,750 views

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46 Comments

crippler38Mar 17, 201619 votes

morde x vayne? neat UPVOTE FOR YOU SIR

EDIT: also nice name

Burnt Iron KingMar 17, 201612 votes

Somehow I feel Malicious will not be as thrilled about this like you are.

crippler38Mar 17, 20162 votes

well ya know what? HEY MALLY METANERD

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQiH0wFWpM5-wzG5eyWBI2qJU4W_uL0CuGHNY9ky8837cQKefLs

picture didn't post till I fixed it

Malicious MetalMar 17, 201629 votes

Well, every emperor needs concubines :^)

RendarkanMar 17, 20163 votes

Sona is all he needs.

crippler38Mar 17, 20166 votes

sona wouldn't mind someone else crushing on morde now would she? now obviously if morde showed interest back she'd (with a pleasant smile mind you) make them dance on her whim and tear them apart from the inside out with her music for daring to gain her kaiser's atten-

sorry that's just my head canon

RendarkanMar 17, 201618 votes

Well there is always this too: http://data.whicdn.com/images/147981505/large.jpg

crippler38Mar 17, 20161 votes

she obviously wanted to go if she said that to mordekaiser but wanted to put up a brave front so sona wouldn't obliterate her

Troll for TrumpMar 18, 201613 votes

I guess she didn't stand... a ghost of a chance.

BattleBalladeerMar 18, 20161 votes

The League of YGOA continues.

Biff ManlyMar 18, 20161 votes

* ACTUAL RIOT DIALOGUE *

Biff ManlyMar 18, 20161 votes

Formatting should have a 'disable' button

rtbf225618241Mar 17, 20161 votes

Why Sona always?

RendarkanMar 17, 20165 votes

Not like she can say no. -silence-

rtbf225618241Mar 17, 20162 votes

If this is the main reason then it's not even funny..

RendarkanMar 18, 20162 votes

I was just making a point. Its the same as saying "Lee Sin didn't see that one coming."

crippler38Mar 17, 20163 votes

get out is crying

crippler38Mar 17, 20165 votes

because of the pentakill skins and the old journal of justice putting them together for a concert. That and it's cute if you think about it, big scary murder emperor with a kind gentle woman and they both share a love for music.

a love story only rivaled by deadpool

rtbf225618241Mar 18, 20162 votes

Oh god....good thing it's not canon anymore.

Photos of GhostsMar 18, 20161 votes

Yep.

SociopathFriendMar 18, 20161 votes

If Sona doesn't like she's free to tell him at anytime :D

Solari FortuneMar 17, 20161 votes

Had to look up that word

Blood MagicksMar 18, 20161 votes

Surely you understand that a large brutish man is not Vayne's type though, her having grown up in a noble, civilized environment.

crippler38Mar 18, 20165 votes

mordekaiser is NOT brutish he's a sophisticated aristocrat who happens to be large, to call him brutish is like calling nasus a barbarian just because he's a dog. We all know just how sophisticated he is!

Blood MagicksMar 18, 20162 votes

I have no doubt he's accumulated the wisdom of the ages, however the way he carries himself resembles an undead warlord rather than a nobleman. Also, isn't his armor hollow?

crippler38Mar 18, 20164 votes

you've seen his pentakill skin right? he's pretty ripped.

'sides if he can make a physical living embodiment of anyone who dies if he happens to give them the finger (pointing at them) I assume he can make himself solid inside. Also from how he carries himself, well it's all about image.

If I were mordekaiser (which I'm not, I'm not Malicious Metal after all) then I would make myself as terrifying as I could to those who I face on the battlefield in order to make them be afraid. To make them wish to flee before me as I make them crumble with each. Swift. Steady. Strong. Strike from my mace. Only to go home and relax with sona playing some nice relaxing metal (believe it or not I find metal to be pretty relaxing sometimes) after all, image is important.

But there is always a deeper meaning behind each and every action made by a centuries old warlord of undeath and destruction who commands the forces of life and death and bends them over his knee for a firm spanking.

Blood MagicksMar 18, 20161 votes

But skins are not canon, they're AU. Same way Zyra is not actually a fire elemental and Brand is not actually a zombie, Morde doesn't actually have flesh.

I'm not saying Morde is not grand and all, but the way he has so far chosen to present himself will not win him the attraction of a refined noblewoman who's grown up in ballrooms and mansions.

crippler38Mar 18, 20161 votes

works on sona

Mordekaiser : is playing supreme heavy metal

suddenly a wild Sona appears, and hears the music from somewhere nearby. She sees the iron revenant march by carrying his axe rather than his customary mace. She attempts to call out but of course can't, she cannot express how many feelings his metal has unlocked within her. Not the anger she's been hiding all along, the loneliness expressed through the heavy strums of his guitar. She knew she had to do something.

Sona : *floats up to the manager and proposes an idea through song and gestures, he agrees readily, after all anything for Sona

Mordekaiser : time to shred the lights go out and he starts his song suddenly there comes an addition to his solo symphony of destruction, his demonic eyes whirl onto the source of this music as he plays.

Sona : smiles

they then both utterly destroy the audience in a metal storm so great that everybody goes mad for a few minutes, the end

didn't make that up myself stole the premise from the journal of justice, juuuust sharing headcannon for funzies

DarkRitualMar 18, 20161 votes

Malicious Metal in the streets, Smooth Jazz in the sheets.

Photos of GhostsMar 18, 20161 votes

If you zoom in ingame, yo can see a chin and a nose unfer the helmet. Just pitch black

ArakadiaMar 18, 20162 votes

Obviously Vlad is vayne's type

MelledoneusMar 18, 201612 votes

"So... Vayne." Vayne "?" "Come closer." Vayne Shakes head Sighs and pulls out silver dog treat "Wanna silver thing?" Vayne Jumps closer, sitting patiently for the treat Ults and kills Vayne "HUE HUE! I HAVE ACHIEVED THE TANK SHREDDING SLAVE AT LAST!" Fiora Clears throat and taps Mordekaiser on the shoulder Turns around "Huh...?" Fiora Lightly pokes Mordekaiser with her rapier "NOOOOOOO!" Explodes