balance the fucking game already

zarxus1234··4 votes·757 views

oh look another game where my top lane was out classed. Even thought the 4 other players did better.

Only one lane matters. If its a team game why does only one lane matter?

Then you give me -22 lp because my top lane got annihilated. Becasue one fucking lane lost i lose 22 lp.

Its not like you can gank the lane either because top lanes are so good they just 1v2.

The balance is so bad. Its always top lane does this. More than 1 role is this game should matter.

Please balance the game.

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archerno18 votes

U forgot to mention how your stupid move on minute 1 gave enemy Tryndamere top laner first blood and 400g, putting your own top laner behind . And then on minute 3 just for kicks u gave another kill to enemy TF jungle who thanks to that snowball was so ahead. But hey, lets blame our top laner who had to deal with Tryndamere that was ahead from minute 1

zarxus12342 votes

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U forgot to mention how your stupid move on minute 1 gave enemy Tryndamere top laner first blood and 400g, putting your own top laner behind .

oh you mean how he solo invaded me at red at level 1 ran through a box and got me to 50% because my top laner afk'd. Then since my top laner had no damage no cc nothing he was able to kill me from 50% before me and cass could get him from 70% to 0.

If my top laner would have done her job in the first place and helped protect me at red we would have got first blood. Instead she did badly and afk. So you blame me for that but that is on my top laner.

archerno12 votes

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oh you mean how he solo invaded me at red at level 1 ran through a box and got me to 50% because my top laner afk'd. Then since my top laner had no damage no cc nothing he was able to kill me from 50% before me and cass could get him from 70% to 0.

If my top laner would have done her job in the first place and helped protect me at red we would have got first blood. Instead she did badly and afk. So you blame me for that but that is on my top laner.

U couldnt just leave? Also he killed u at minute 1 exactly, camps spawn at minute 1:40. U could have easily walked away to your other buff. Its your fault and your fault alone that Trynda snowballed.

zarxus12341 votes

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U couldnt just leave? Also he killed u at minute 1 exactly, camps spawn at minute 1:40. U could have easily walked away to your other buff. Its your fault and your fault alone that Trynda snowballed.

No not really... it is 100% laners responsibility to help protect buffs. If you don't understand that concept you dont understand this game..

archerno11 votes

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No not really... it is 100% laners responsibility to help protect buffs. If you don't understand that concept you dont understand this game..

Why is it laners responsibility? If Trynda invaded your red, you should have gone to their blue and start there. In fact u should have started where your duo lane is.

Jo0o1 votes

Wait, how does a level 1 Tryndamere force a kill on a Shaco in Shaco's own jungle? He didn't even have Ignite or Exhaust or something. Did you just trade autos with a Trynd indefinitely?

zarxus12341 votes

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Wait, how does a level 1 Tryndamere force a kill on a Shaco in Shaco's own jungle? He didn't even have Ignite or Exhaust or something. Did you just trade autos with a Trynd indefinitely?

you can't out run tryndamere as shaco at level 1..... thats not even the point... as a laner its your responsibility to help out.

archerno11 votes

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you can't out run tryndamere as shaco at level 1..... thats not even the point... as a laner its your responsibility to help out.

Why cant u outrun Tryndamere? Shaco has higher base move speed. Its not laners responsability to protect u in jungle and its not junglers responsability to win laners lane. If u saw Trynda coming, u should have bailed from there. Its that simple.

zarxus12341 votes

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Why cant u outrun Tryndamere? Shaco has higher base move speed. Its not laners responsability to protect u in jungle and its not junglers responsability to win laners lane. If u saw Trynda coming, u should have bailed from there. Its that simple.

dude you know nothing about the game if you don't think its laners responsibility to protect buffs at level 1.

archerno11 votes

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dude you know nothing about the game if you don't think its laners responsibility to protect buffs at level 1.

Nah, u dont. if u get invaded u back, u cant know how many are there and where are others. Cassio was smart to stay away. U werent

Jorencice1 votes

What?

Tryn and shack have the same ish MS except shaco has box's that fear a q that allows him to jump over walls AND a e that slows at level 1.

Literally all 3 of shacos starting abilities let him escape tryn so it doesn't even matter which one you took.

Jo0o4 votes

But all of your lanes lost...

zarxus12341 votes

shocked my top lane lost... despite everyone else doing well we lost the game in a landslide

Jorencice1 votes

Bullshit.

If mid jungler and bot did well you could of EASILY beat him.

It would be 4 fed people vs 1 fed person.

zarxus12341 votes

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Bullshit.

If mid jungler and bot did well you could of EASILY beat him.

It would be 4 fed people vs 1 fed person.

happens in 90% of the game. For example my top lane dominated darius. Which allowed me to just camp bot. And he was winning the 1v2 up top. Top laners aren't winning 1v5 (with very rare exceptions) they are creating it where the other lanes are vulnerable because the jungler has to go top.

Kai Guy1 votes

I don't think the game will ever be balanced and the reason for this is behind the keyboards and not something riot can control.

ScantyXKneesocks1 votes

Usually if I am top I only help jungle with thst first kill. Otherwise I leave them alone

ScantyXKneesocks1 votes

So you are saying that a laner should stop protecting their lane to stand around by a buff monster because the jungler is unable to get it by himself? Isnt the point of jungle supposed to be to be a buff lane support but also keep the jungle clear of ambushes?

How can a laner keep an eye on a buff while protecting their lane?

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

YOU LOST 22 LP CUZ YOU LOST GAME

AND THE REST OF YOUR TEAM LOST LP TOO FOR LOSING THE GAME

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAME BALANCE

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