It's like it was my birthday

and they had made me a delicious cake. It was perfect. Had the exact right mix of ingredients. It was big, it was fluffy, it was moist, and above all it was delicious. The icing was put on it in a beautiful pattern, with delicate care and attention to detail. You could even say that the cake was crafted with love. It was everything I ever wanted, above all it was perfection.

"Oh, but it's not finished yet" they told me. I was curious. How can they possibly make this any better? "We haven't added the main ingredient yet." But it was already out of the oven, the icing was on, and it was already put in front of me. All I needed was my cutlery and I could begin to enjoy my delicious cake. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a man bringing a cow. I was really curious now, where was this going?

He brought the cow to my table, and turned it around. Its rear end was now facing my beautiful cake. I tried to stop them, I tried to cry out "No! But it's perfect the way it is! Don't do this, please!" But it was no use. The cow lifted its tail and dropped its hot, smelly, steaming crap all over my delicious cake.

"Now, it's perfect! You're welcome, please enjoy!"

That's how I feel about this new ranked mode you made, Riot.