I found a way to win as top bruiser and suck even more joy out of the experience.
Go this guy
and TP and These runes. Get
and
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With this you can play unlock the secret cow level single player mod. You just farm and take towers and give your team the middle finger when they want you to group. You will end up taking most of the towers if left alone, even the fountain turret.
Now go and fuck peoples days even more and remember to not have any fun.