I guess Yasuo and Riven deicded to have a child

After a long day of work, Love2Lovez is coming home. They have agreed to let Yasuo stay with him for a month, for reasons both unknown, irrelevant, and probably stupid. As they are walking through the door, Riven bursts out, and throws several well-calculated insults at Yasuo

: [REDACTED FOR THE SAKE OF THE COMMENT]

: "Look, I'm sorry! Haha, we can move on to Plan C, can't we?"

: "Face the fucking wind yourself, asshole!" [Recalls]

: "Now, I know what you're thinking. And all I have to say in defense of myself is..." flashes mastery

minus the scariest thing about them: all that friggin damage i swear rakan's damage is PIDDLY compared to them lmao. he's a support after all

but i do see his kit is kinda similar when it comes to high mobility and hard CC. and shields

This is a joke. He is either tank or so squishy. And his jumping out really requires his team to know what he is doing.