i have never seen bard win a game or botlane

I have. When there was a mirror match-up with Bard. :P

I have, once. The enemy team had 2 afk's though so not sure if it really counts O.o

Every game I've seen someone play Bard he's lost. Although, I played him during free week and won every single game with him. But it wasn't because I played Bard. Ho, ho, ho, let me tell you, it definitely wasn't because of me.

I was playing Bard once, we won, it wasn't because of Bard. It was because of the 1 guy on the team that didn't throw his ult at the Bard'd enemy team. God bless that guy.

I've won a game as Bard... Bard mid XD

When Brad was free for a week, I played him once... against another Brad.

O_O

Your move, OP.