every single game now. play top riven. get dove over and over. 0 awareness.

18 NAKED COWB0YS··1 votes·394 views

ask for any sort of help. let them know sums of a fucking tryndw ith half hp and no ulti or flash on my tower but NOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOTTA GO WOLVES HAHA . get dove once more and fuckingblow up. get labeled as classic riven main. fuck that fucking shit. goes bot to help 1-6 adc thats trolling. god fuckign bless

fuck thi fucking elo and fuck every single one of these players who ALWAYS have a chance of being autistic

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Radnar the bold7 votes

has an idea to make a post proving he/she aint like those riven mains post shows he/she is like those riven mains

Shadòw2 votes

hahahahahaha

this actually sums up a classic riven main.

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

stay in eu.

Shadòw1 votes

i had no intention to transfer to NA ty

Randomonium2 votes

You've won 17 out of your last 19 games in ranked and you're still complaining. And you wonder why riven (and yasuo) mains have such a bad reputation.....

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

this is a smurf. i could care less about d5 games

Splashworks2 votes

You got dove playing Riven. You suck anyways...

Not like you have a thousand stuns and escapes, oh, and a shield.

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

classic forums to make up things to satisify their bronze mentality.

BladeSteel1 votes

knockup, 4 dashes, a shield, a stun...should be pretty hard to tower dive riven XD.

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

didnt rage once until he started suiciding . this was after laning phase ended.

darkdill2 votes

Here's a thought: No one's ganking for you because YOU'RE TOXIC.

Sorin Alucard1 votes

I literally just posted how Riven sucks to play against because that is the only viable strategy to stopping her; Camp Camp and more Camp.

Very Hard Engage1 votes

Rammus Ok.

Woodakoodashooda1 votes

Top is an island. You either win it yourself or end up losing it. You are 1/5th of the team. Your job is to farm and stay alive so that your level is above any other player on your team with the possible exception of mid. You keep your tower from being destroyed and keep your lane warded. If your KDA or level is even slightly below that of your lane opponent, you stay under turret and you farm as best you can under turret with a pink properly placed in the bush behind your turret so if you see that the enemy is going to dive you from behind, you can at least try and get out in time. No sense in giving them another kill in addition to the turret.

18 NAKED COWB0YS1 votes

really? is that why every game ive yet to see any jungle pressure from my side but an enemy jungler sitting in my bush all game?

Woodakoodashooda1 votes

You focus too much on your negative experiences. Not every game is a situation in which you are camped. If you end up becoming an easy target then, yes, it will happen. But as long as you play safe rather than being a rage-aholic then you might find yourself in a situation in which the enemy jungle decides to find something else to do. Otherwise, if they insist on camping you regardless then imagine how frustrated you make the enemy jungle by not giving them the satisfaction of you overextending. You're wasting their time by doing just that while your ally jungle is probably taking camps including enemy camps, starving that stupid camper who thinks they've nothing better to do with their time than harass you.

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