For A War Machine You Sure Do Have To Play Like A Bitch

I am going to miss diving into team-fights and enjoying a nice long brawl with my enemy. Now it's going to be a matter of whether or not I can pull off my "fancy combo", while casting my ult pre-fight, because I know I'll probably get popped like a balloon with these slow ass animations, and am getting this strange feeling that I may have to use my W for self-peel, not-to-mention I have to keep a distance from anything capable of auto-attacking me, further emphasizing the fact that I'm supposed to play like a cuck because otherwise I won't get the fall damage off with the end of my blade.

Riot, you tried to turn Aatrox into a super-mongoloid-raging-war-machine-but-you-turned-him-into-a-big-fat-bitch instead. Don't give me the you couldn't keep attack speed present in his kit bullshit excuse, because Camille is also a caster, and she gets attack speed for landing her E dash.