Are you a mage? 
Are you even remotely near a shuriken? Better proc thunderlords anyways.
Are you just about to kill him? Better have more teleports than leblanc!
Better rush that item that was specially designed for himmmmmm. 
and then riot gives him needless buffs.
Teemo Did 9111 votesimagine having faker on zed as opponent .. imagine the korean solo Q pain of a challenger
Dasdi961 votesHe maybe good at laning, but once teamfights starts you will be way more useful than him.
ZedUsanGovos1 votes"bursts better than you do"
Golly geee, an assassin bursting better than a mage?!? What in retardation is this!?
"farms more efficiently"
Unless you zone him
"safer than you are"
True, however, he's not invincible in lane.
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Yes, let's not give an assassin some defense against mages. Especially not for teamfights.
"remotely near a shuriken? Better proc Thunderlord's anyways."
Except he'd need to hit all of them, and if he misses one and wants to proc it, he'd have to go in, thus allowing you to CC him and rape him.
"more teleports than LeBlanc!"
Except he doesn't. They have the same number of mobility spells. Zed has his W, she has her W, Zed has his R, she has her R, and they both use flash. Try again.
"Better rush that item that was specially designed for himmmmmm."
suggesting for a champion to not rush the item designed to work with his kit :thinking:
"and then riot gives him needless buffs"
Except he's literally the most balanced fucking assassin right now and fairly under-performing compared to others. You need to git gud and stop complaining every time you miss a CC ability and get outplayed. He's an assassin. He is supposed to outplay and assassinate. He's supposed to burst, he's supposed to have risky-all-ins, he's supposed to have mobility. He's supposed to have items that work in tandem with his kit. He's supposed to have SOME defense against AD and AP (Steraks or Maw). He's the "ideal assassin", in the words of Riot. So learn to counter him and git gud.
Call Me Nana1 votes[{quoted}](name=Genesis Xer0,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=I6Ot7q5A,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-09-29T14:14:11.129+0000)
"bursts better than you do"
Golly geee, an assassin bursting better than a mage?!? What in retardation is this!?
"farms more efficiently"
Unless you zone him
"safer than you are"
True, however, he's not invincible in lane.
"
Yes, let's not give an assassin some defense against mages. Especially not for teamfights.
"remotely near a shuriken? Better proc Thunderlord's anyways."
Except he'd need to hit all of them, and if he misses one and wants to proc it, he'd have to go in, thus allowing you to CC him and rape him.
"more teleports than LeBlanc!"
Except he doesn't. They have the same number of mobility spells. Zed has his W, she has her W, Zed has his R, she has her R, and they both use flash. Try again.
"Better rush that item that was specially designed for himmmmmm."
suggesting for a champion to not rush the item designed to work with his kit :thinking:
"and then riot gives him needless buffs"
Except he's literally the most balanced fucking assassin right now and fairly under-performing compared to others. You need to git gud and stop complaining every time you miss a CC ability and get outplayed. He's an assassin. He is supposed to outplay and assassinate. He's supposed to burst, he's supposed to have risky-all-ins, he's supposed to have mobility. He's supposed to have items that work in tandem with his kit. He's supposed to have SOME defense against AD and AP (Steraks or Maw). He's the "ideal assassin", in the words of Riot. So learn to counter him and git gud.
found the dirty zed main.
ZedUsanGovos1 votes[{quoted}](name=StarGuardian Max,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=I6Ot7q5A,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2017-09-30T00:34:38.758+0000)
found the dirty zed main.
Found the ignorant mage main. Ignorance is fatal. Maybe that's why you get shat on so hard by Zed. [slayer-jinx-wink]