Oh good, a red thread. Now I can finally tell you utterly fucking retarded these changes are!
Darius
The changes to his Crippling Strike are (pun intended) crippling. The MS slow being doubled is pretty meaningless with its duration halved since he can no longer chain it on bleeding targets. Additionally, the flat removal of the AS debuff means other bruiser champs can just stand right up to him and murder him now, especially with the nerf to his passive damage and removal of the split damage type that made him hard to defend against. He's not even a bully any more. Also, while I get that his E's ability to grab people AFTER they blinked away was a bug (a bug that you let fly by for over 3 years, mind) it was the only thing that really made him viable. Now he's REALLY going to get the living shit kited out of him. Oh and since the Q now doesn't make targets bleed if they get hit by the handle, his E is worse than ever because it still pulls people into handle range, so he's going to have to actually move away from them before he Qs. Also, what the fuck is the point of putting a 0.75 sec delay on his Q?! You also gutted the damage on ALL of his damaging abilities and no I DON'T think the new passive is going to make up for it (that said, I do think the new way the passive will automatically apply 5 bleed stacks to anyone he hits is absolutely stupid). I don't think the rework is a COMPLETE write-off, but I still think it kinda sucks. Still, there are too many moving parts to do a proper assessment yet.
Garen
FUCK YOU!
I cannot BELIEVE you can shit out something this incredibly moronic and think it's a good idea! You are trying to force AD Garen to be a thing by nerfing the flat damage of Judgement, buffing the ratios, and adding extra ticks to the spin, but then you go and take his actual weaknessess (you know, the ones that already prevent him from seeing play) and turn them UP TO 100! You remove his tenacity, gut his silence, make him slow himself while spinning on an enemy and give him NO new mobility or CC or ANYTHING that will encourage the opponent to sit around and take his damage like a good little noob! You also reverted his W back to its old, incredibly shitty state (presumably to further encourage us to build him glass cannon AD by nerfing his tank build), COMPLETELY oblivious to the fact that, thanks to how easily he gets kited now, he's going to need to be tankier than ever (and can't be)! Additionally, thanks to the changes to Judgement's ticks, Garen won't reach his power spike now until level 16! This so-called "rework" is so utterly worthless that it makes the Zilean rework (oh yeah, Zilean still sucks balls btw) look like release LeBlanc. It's so UTTERLY moronic that Forrest Gump would turn up his nose at it. "I may not be a smart man, but I do know what nerfs are!"
Skarner
What the fuck is this shit?! "Let's remove all his steroids and put them onto stupid map objective things that the enemy can easily take from him, making him super-mega-ultra vulnerable to invade junglers and completely WORTHLESS at contesting Baron and Dragon if the opponents get there first and further reduce his CC because ganking and duelling aren't important for Skarner, a champion designed as an uber-ganker and duellist." The new passive is just retarded. Simply retarded. It is literally the DUMBEST idea for a champion kit you guys have ever, EVER had. Even Ekko's suggested "rewind the entire map" ultimate wouldn't have been this dumb. Yeah, let's concentrate all of a champion's power into 6 specific locations on the map, and THEN allow the enemy to take this power away from him- of COURSE the enemy won't take his shrines and they'll all obligingly funnel in to the places where Skarner is strong to let him fight them! Why wouldn't they? Dumb, dumb, DUMB! Are you guys taking the piss?!
Mordekaiser
No. Just no. People are NOT going to run Mordekaiser in bot lane in place of an AD carry. If you think this would ever, EVER happen then I'm afraid it's time to put on this long-sleeved jacket and go with these nice young men in the white coats to the room with the padded walls. That idea is RETARDED. The only way it would ever, EVER happen is if you made Morde as a carry so insanely OP that he'd be a 100% pick ban for the 24 hours it would take you to hotfix him back to worthlessness again. The BEST case scenario is that people will just continue to play him in solo top by maxing his E and Q and not putting ranks into his W at ALL until laning phase is over because it effectively doesn't exist, and then just leaning on the sheer bullshit factor of his new ability to enslave Dragon ghosts. I'm actually kind of approving of the change towards making him an AD or hybrid bruiser because, like Sion, it never really made sense that this Sauron-on-steroids with a mace the size of Akali is basically a burst mage, but the W changes are really, REALLY stupid.
Items
The MR buffs are good because you horribly overcosted MR in the first place. The AR nerfs are bad, but I can live with them. The new items? Eh, who cares. They're probably going to be abused by someone you didn't intend for them to be by like Yi or Xin or something.
But you're nerfing Cinderhulk AGAIN while apparently continuing to leave Sated Devourer untouched, even as it continues to destroy the game. Because carries rule and tanks drool.
I'm sorry Riot, but seriously, this time you've gone too far. You've overstretched your "benefit of the doubt" credit limit. I'm not going to have faith this time. This is moronic and stupid and you're killing the game. If these changes go out like this, I think I'm done with LoL. I've been playing for 5 years, but this is just the final proof that you guys have completely lost the plot.