Literally everything has now become the ADC's job

Toastersaot··5 votes·565 views

Turns out, no one wants to do anything anymore except bathe in the accolades of victory. I always get entire teams full of 100% AP supports who can't and won't do the literal one and only thing they will ever focus on, and the few that do attempt to can't even do that.

No one pushes.

No one defends.

No one goes for objectives.

No one plays the tank so we get no peel.

No one has range.

No one has magic damage so I have to play Corki, Ezreal, and to a degree Vayne (Kog'Maw isn't that great right now)

No one has crowd control so I have to play Jhin or Ashe

No one has armor piercing so I need to get Lord Dominik's or Mortal Reminder

No one has Grevious Wounds so I need to get Executioner's Calling

No one has Magic Penetration.

No one is the support, since we keep getting ones with no sightstone and a Deathcap.

No one wards cause my support has no sightstone, and my jungler was a Nidalee.

No one ward sweeps cause my support forgot to trade in the trinket for a sweeper and decided to get item 3092 instead of item 2301 , even though the latter means they get both damage and vision.

No one watches the minimap.

No one scouts, so I need to play Kalista or Ashe (wait Kalista is basically old Yorick tier)

And as it turns out, no one wants to actually deal damage, either. They just want the kills. Every fucking game I've been in since the pre-season, all the support mains do the least amount of damage out of everyone on the team, and since the entire team is composed of nothing but full AP supports with no gold income but taking kills, NO ONE DEALS DAMAGE. They expect the ADC to do it all; every last goddamn thing I listed, AND MORE. And then they have the balls to come on the forums and complain about how imbalanced the game is. YOU ALL ARE THE IMBALANCED ONES.

To make matters worse, people have abandoned reading anything in the changelogs, and are forgetting what any and all champions do. It's like Alzheimer's has affected the entire community.

JUST A COUPLE TWEAKS TO THAT POST, AND LOOK AT WHAT I GOT! DOWNVOTE HEAVEN

Link to original post: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/RX04kkdZ-literally-everything-has-now-become-the-supports-job

8 Comments

Marshbouy4 votes

I have been eagerly waiting this post. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for making this. It is absolutely amazing. I love you.

Sahn Uzal4 votes

I was waiting for this parody-post to happen. Surprised it took this long.

Marshbouy2 votes

I have been internally raging over the original post. The lack of a counter post only made me more mad xd

Marshbouy2 votes

Fucking hilarious. here they come Toastersaot. I am sorry. The downvoters from the fog of war refuse to even comment, for they know in their hearts that the original post was just a support stroking mess...

Drehirth2 votes

ahhh yes. Support mains have taken over the boards with their circle jerking. They like playing the victim while simultaneously bitching at every other role. We'll take the boards back 1 silent down vote from hypocritical supports at a time.

BIackfox1 votes

In low elo

feryvunny1 votes

"No one has crowd control so I have to play Jhin"

Parody or not, how is this even bad though. Jhin is a stupid champ

A Doorknob1 votes

From what I've read, this only applies in Bronze and Silver and maybe gold. Once you hit plat apparently shit makes sense again. Although I can't tell you this from experience.

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