League of Drama Queens

Arya Riven··11 votes·1,131 views

"MY CHAMPION LOST 2 AD THEY ARE RUUUIIIIINNNNEEDDD!!!"

"X Champion is at a 49.7% win rate and was played in lcs GUT THEM NOOOOW!"

"OMG this champion is at a 50.03% win rate UNPLAYABLE!!! NEEDS A HUGE BUFF!"

"You NERFED problematic champion A!?!? But not champion I consider problem matic BBBB!?!"

"My champions CORE item lost 2 AP! GUTTEDDDDD!"

"This champion was mildly annoying and at some point was nerfed.... UNBALAMCEABLE REWORK THEM NOW!"

"EVERY CHAMPION I DISLIKE IS OP EVERY CHAMPION I LIKE IS UNPLAYAAAABBBBLLEEE!"

"Another champion has a SINGLE similar tool to MY CHAMPION BUT BETTER! I see zero differences otherwise between their entire kits and role so my Champion is TRASH!"

Calm down will you? Everything is going to be FINE! If you want Riot to listen to you like you are mature adults. Stop acting like a gradeschool stereotypical prome Queen who's dress got some punch on it now it's the end of the world.

No every champion doesn't necessarily need a rework. Not every minor nerf is gutting. Yes champions who were once OP but now weak deserve buffs. Being meta doesn't mean something needs to be gutted. Being fairly balanced doesn't mean your champion is unplayable. Not everything is unbalanceable.

If you want to be taken seriously. Stop being a drama Queen.

Exhales

Sorry if I offended anybody but this is how 90% of balance posts look to me. Drastic, dramatic, over the top and whiny. Gaaaawd daaaaayum.

8 Comments

Big Lincoln4 votes

hyperbole doesnt make for a good post

Arya Riven2 votes

Exactly.

NiamhNyx4 votes

While 1-2 AD, AP, Armor, HP, Mana, ETC "can" ruin something, about 99.99999999% of the time, it wont. I may need to ad more nines but I am not going to do math.

Its mainly just the fact people hate change. They could ~~(dumbass... learn to use words)make ~~ lower all 100 ap items to 99 and all 70 ad items to 69 and people would be like "OMFG, this is now impossible and unbalanced. GG RITO."

Oelyk1 votes

Because those numbers are not factors of 5 and that triggers me.

NiamhNyx1 votes

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Because those numbers are not factors of 5 and that triggers me.

They need to nerf all damage by 6.12887

LXII3 votes

Everything is "gutted" or "clunky".

Literally everything.

The Scout Girl2 votes

RIP

Sexy Jack Rabbit1 votes

To be fair any nice formal Dress is fucking expensive. If some bitch spilt some cheap powder punch bought from coles on mine I'd be pissed.

I agree with you though.

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