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Arya Riven··123 votes·3,549 views

I don't understand Riven so remove animation canceling whatever that is.

Yasuo Delete Vayne Delete LeeSin Delete Syndra Delete

Aatrox Urgot Mordekaiser Vladimir Clearly the best champions in League, please buff.

Garen Ideal champion design, everyone should slap one another with stats.

Nerf assassins now! One or two are problem designs at the moment so everyone who enjoys the class should suffer!

item 3116 item 3157 item 3001 item 1056 item 3152 item 3030 item 3089 item 3027 item 3135 item 3151 Please buff my mage items.

Why are ADCs even allowed to play? Please remove them from the game, I cannot QWER them good enough with my spells so they just right click me to death.

Good champions Aatrox Urgot Mordekaiser Vladimir

Why do tanks do so much damage? Darius

Tanks die too fast

Tanks never die

Annie Faceroll champ why can she just do so well while requiring no skill?

Riven Why is Riven allowed to do well just because she requires skill?

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Put baron nashor in the middle of top lane please, and make it so item 1054 disables ranged AAs within 1000 units of top tower.

Did I mention Aatrox Urgot Mordekaiser Vladimir Aatrox Urgot Mordekaiser Vladimir?

Why does Riot balance around top tier play?

Why does Riot balance around low tier play?

I am on my smurf but am really Challenger 1 in Korea, please upvote my post so Riot can fix their awful game :^)

#Returns to playing awful game

68 Comments

Danjeng48 votes

I'm still having some trouble upvote farming, it's hard to last hit the memes.

Arya Riven24 votes

Try a little more savagery

Melledoneus13 votes

At your Wit's End? Read the Lost Chapter.

VoidStaresBack14 votes

You forgot "Janna should be deleted she prevents me from deleting the ADC in .124 seconds and makes me actually be careful about when and how I go in."

Arya Riven8 votes

Ah I forgot about Janna. To be fair I also didn't mention Ziggs ADC, some topics are better left alone.

VoidStaresBack3 votes

Fair, fair.

xasnly2 votes

Just delete her fart joke, that would be enough to send her player base of fart fetishists into shock.

Big Lincoln13 votes

it's ironic because you're farming upvotes

Orangesilk10 votes

The Boards are so unfair, I hear all these cries about how Aatrox Urgot Vladimir Mordekaiser need buffs but... Chogath Has been in a terrible for months now ever since the W nerf, he's barely even playable at this point, and no one ever upvotes my cries for help for him.

Melledoneus7 votes

Because Cho is annoying as shit to play against and people associate him with being strong.

Also because nobody on these Boards mains Choice and speaks up.

Orangesilk5 votes

I've tried a couple times but always get downvoted to hell... I guess the being annoying part plays heavily into it.

Anidan6 votes

Probably very heavily, to be fair. Cone silence that lasts a good bit, a knock-up + slow that lasts a good bit, with a true damage "NOM!" on top of all that, to say nothing of his lane sustain. He hurts and he's tanky, too. I can see why someone wouldn't want him buffed even if it isn't fair to Cho. Cho could probably use some help, but I wouldn't be surprised if it met resistance if those buffs were anywhere near substantial.

VoidStaresBack1 votes

Yeah... that's the reason I don't say much about him on the forums, despite being a Cho main. I just kinda gave up dealing with people who would insist he's broken OP if he had a 31% winrate for 125+ games played.

Orangesilk1 votes

"But but, when he lands a Q it stuns me! Unfair, NERF"

Quort3 votes

Until I read this post, I completely forgot Cho existed. Such bliss.

I feel bad for the players that enjoy him but I personally wouldn't mind if he never showed up in one of my games again. I'm sorry. :(

Zedex9 votes

I just love laughing at the constant "Please buff Morde" and the upvotes. Its like, he's completely unhealthy and Riot fucked right up when they changed him to make him more so unhealthy. They're not gonna to buff his kit whatsoever without a rework, which I feel like will be next up lol. Full VGU.

Papa Andrei1 votes

Which is what most people say, they want him reworked. OR just a small ms buff. thats it

Zedex1 votes

Eh, most of the posts I see are asking for buffs to Morde. I don't think many people are hopeful that Morde will get one, but Riot has stated thats the only way they're going to be doing any work on him.

Photos of Ghosts3 votes

What we want are simple fixes:

  • bugfixes so he doesn't lose half his kit randomly
  • a few ms because an immobile champ CANNOT have lower ms than Lee and be melee
2Charmnot2Charm7 votes

You forgot about Caitlyn

Smart Kitty6 votes

No delete Teemo ? Downvoted.

I'm jking plz don't kill me...

GigaPube5 votes

edgy attention whoring but in a sarcastic tone so its totally ok to do 101

Arya Riven2 votes

Attention whoring is literally posting your tenth "Buff Morde/Aatrox/Urgot/Garen/Vlad" post of the week. When I posted this I expected to be downvoted, because Riven. Attention whoring on the boards is looking for free upvotes. I could get that much easier by just posting some "rly rito? Y no nerf (insert champ that requires some level of mechanical skill)" threads and something about favoritism.

Kingnewgameplus5 votes

Don't forget "This is gonna get downvoted but... Insert opinion a vast majority of players have here"

Risk of Fate4 votes

You forgot Ahri and her mobility

Troll for Trump4 votes

Upvote farming: Complain about circlejerk

General Esdeath 4 votes

You forgot that anyone having a bad game and going negative needs to be banned, arrested, rounded up, and is a fucking worthless brainded scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate they are

Over Innsmouth4 votes

Clever, biting, and well-crafted.

A little untrue if you ask me. Morde doesnt get buff threads or threads about his amazing Champion design, and the other three never got anything of the sort.

But you're on the ball in the sense of "the Boards is a place of whining cesspit of complaining". Upvoted.

zero3564 votes

I have mained support for like 2 years and I just noticed the eyes are different sides when going from normal to ruby sightsone.

Sexy Jack Rabbit4 votes

3 HIT PASSIVES

Fowus3 votes

forgot about taking reddit posts and asking for 3 upvotes per season

Mecha MaIphite3 votes

make it so item 1054 disables ranged AAs within 1000 units of top tower.

Now this is one circlejerk that I could get behind

Xozi1 votes

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Now this is one circlejerk that I could get behind

Yeah so every ADC can take it bot lane to prevent getting first blooded by an ADC with more range.

Mecha MaIphite2 votes

"within 1000 unit of top tower"

Arakadia3 votes

This in itself is an upvote farm xD

Arya Riven3 votes

Oh no! I have been exposed!

Epicanian3 votes

" put baron nashor in the middle of top lane" im dead

Sinlaire3 votes

you forgot to mention keystones mate. Everyone wants all the weak keystones buffed into line with the strong ones.

on top of keystones being removed altogether for how unhealthy they make the game.

Mira Arya Enthe2 votes

Needs more Shyvana

Arya Riven2 votes

Never see her mentioned to be honest.

Aatrox Mid 1v52 votes

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lol that just killed me

DragonManSquid2 votes

Yes, this is good. Rito listen to this person. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Papa Andrei1 votes

Poe > Lovecraft. Fite me

DragonManSquid4 votes

They are different. No point trying to compare apples and oranges...

Just appreciate the fact that oranges are better

Plesi2 votes

I am on my smurf but am really Challenger 1 in Korea, please upvote my post so Riot can fix their awful game :^)

LOL SAME XD

Handin Out Naps2 votes

Actually we aren't allowed to qq about Syndra, she's a mage. QQ'ing about mages will get you down voted.

Cryo002 votes

You forgot

making Jayce unplayable.

If you are a ranged champion, the game should not let you set foot on toplane.

Balanced champions means they need to be garbage.

Nerfs should not bring champions back in line, rather every nerf should be Azir, Kalista, Nidalee level.

ADCs need to be able to 1v1 their direct counters.

I know how to balance the game better than Riot.

It Hertz When IP2 votes

Don't fourget Jhin. 4 upvotes guaranteed.

Legacy Hydralpha1 votes

Downvote Farming 101:

Give your opinion/your thoughts and talk about why you say so.

Post it to the Gameplay boards

Congrats, downvotes.

HeimerLmao1 votes

Well, I almost got a Mordekaiser penta, but of course SUPPORT, YES SUPPORT stole the last kill*[zombie-nunu-bummed]*

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