So this ranked season is the worst...
Not even joking... Ive been carrying all my games in unranked for the last few months, playing almost exclusively poppy, and most of my teammates have been iimpressed by it... enter this ranked season, and suddenly im paired with what i can only describe as the biggest idiots on the planet...
call for a gank, cool, i ping OMW, they are in the river away from their minions... WHY ARE YOU FARMING? Oops, now im dead, and first blood, meanwhile you are still farming? still full HP? good, woudlnt want you to get a kill or soemthing, naw go ahead and blame me for your inability to pay attention.
Your lane toplane opponent ganked bot? wlel you didnt clal mia, and i was busy getting my buffs again, how is it my fault? i didnt see them leave your lane, i didnt know wehre they were, maybe if you had called mia botlane woudlnt have shoved so hard.
Oh, you want me to gank? and you are shoved to tower? sure i CAN dive, but you better be there to back me up... K im ready, i stunned the ADC, im tanking the tower, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, WHY ARE YOU RECALLING.
other stupid comments ive heard so far are: "I didnt want this champion" THEN WHY DID YOU PICK THEM? "Omg this poppy never ganks" meanwhile im 8/0, got 3 dragons, and shoved 2 lanes... "This poppy called us reatrds, report her pls" No, i called you an idiot, becuase you dont ward, dont ping, dont help in teamfights, you demand ganks while shoved, you shove when i want to gank or theres a free kill, you took a champion INTO its counter, and blamed me for it.
and probbaly the best one... "LOL i didnt feed!" while 5/8.
Riot, can you please pair me with peopel who have half a brain? what happened to all the people who i played with in the off season? I know they play ranked, are they all jsut hiding?
[slayer-jinx-unamused]
