Riot, just make a fucking public service announcement.

JhomasTefferson··5 votes·2,664 views
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So. I play this game. I pick twitch jung. Not meta, i know. But i also banned blitz, which pissed of the guy who troll picked ww jung on my team. So, after the troll pick, after i refuse to concede to a troll, my team blames me for not adcing. You need to educate some of these stupid fucks who play this game.

Just because I can adc, and our team doesn't have an adc, does not mean I am obligated to adc. You stupid fucks who reported me. I hope people look through my match history and take note of your names and remember for a long time what stupid fucks you are.

Now, i want 200 ip to make up for this waste of fucking time, and an apology card from riot for putting up with this bullshit. I also want you to take the summoners(stupid fucks) that were in that game with me, and lock them out of entering a que until they read this thread, THE RULES OF THE FUCKING GAME, and then type my middle paragraph there verbatim back to you, with ", I agree" at the end of it, just like for the leaver buster thing. I'd rather have afkers than stupid fucks like this on my team. Honestly these stupid fucks(which is going to be my eternal name for my teammates that game) make league worse than the actual trolls.

Sorry if this isn't the right thread. I know it doesn't go in help and support, or anywhere else really, but it seemed too specific for miscellaneous or general discussion.

Edit:

"It is your fault for not working with your team. It wasn't your team's fault that someone else picked jung when you already called it and you punished your team because of your selfishness and pride. This is a team game and I know it isn't fair you got someone being mean and taking the role you called, but you have to negotiate and work with your team if you want to win. I know it's hard, but someone has to step up and be the better person."

Im going to attempt to draw a parallel here...

See the start of WWII. Hitler: I want Austria Europe: You can't have Austria. It belongs to austria. Hilter: I'll start a war (I'll troll you). Europe: FIne, take austria, but don't do it again Hitler: I want Czechoslovakia Czecheslovakians: Don't let hitler take our country! England and France: Swallow your goddamned pride Czechoslovakia, you're being annexed by Germany. Czecheslovakians: Nooo England and France: Just be the bigger person, give him what he wants. Hitler: lel A few years later Hitler: I want Poland

He knew i was jung. He trolled because I banned blitz.

You telling me to just adc is going to perpetuate trolls. Obviously ritos report system doesn't work. We need to change it on a community level. If i let him have jung, it teaches him that trolling works, and everyone else in my team. It would be giving the troll what he wants and hoping he'll go away/ get better with time, or the system will stop him from doing it again. Exactly what they did for hitler. Now, do you know how that story ended? Can you see the folly of giving a troll what they want, even once?

106 Comments

Jbels9 votes

However bad the Warwick was, you sound 20 times worse

Mimy7 votes

Now, i want 200 ip to make up for this waste of fucking time, and an apology card from riot for putting up with this bullshit.

Would you like that in the form of a ban now, or later?

xD

JhomasTefferson2 votes

I don't think the stupid fucks have a sign up sheet. Maybe you should try contacting one of them by summoner name to join. You sound interested.

Mimy3 votes

I totally should! that'd be awesome dude! we can all go to the land of teemo together and have a big mushroom party.. it'll be bomb..

Yea..

Mecha MaIphite5 votes

today i lagged out from a game

i demand that riot pay me at least $500 and an apology letter from the entire rito team to make up for this horrific experience

Ventira5 votes

If this was a normal..WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU USING TEAMBUILDER. TEAMBUILDER EXISTS SO THIS WONT HAPPEN.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I tried team builder a couple times. The wait times to get into game are too long for me. I'm a college student, and sometimes don't have the extra time.

Baseball3b1 votes

I'm a college student as well in a rigorous STEM field with several extracurriculars, grad/medical school prep, and a social life and I still have time for team builder. Come on, don't give me that.

Trolls are bad, but you sound just as bad, if not worse.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I'm a chem major in 3 lab courses, chem club, german club, a job, and a social life, and i want to get a masters in chem engineering post grad, which has me doing even more stuff for it. I Also have a girlfriend, and i have to eat sleep and do other stuff too. You don't know my courseload, don't talk like you do.

And how am I worse? People keep saying I'm worse than the troll. In what way? Is it the cursing? I'm cursing cuz I'm pissed off that people keep calling me worse than the troll. Just tell me how. Please. I dare you.

Baseball3b1 votes

I'm also in two labs, 3 clubs, doing research, taking a post-grad nuclear physics class as an undergrad, taking MCAT prep classes, volunteer work, observing surgeries and dating. Don't make this into a pissing contest to see who has the bigger dick. I never claimed to know your course load, but my whole point is that team builder is usually, what, an extra 5 minutes wait time? If that helps minimize trolls and stress for you then it's a very valid, very helpful option, and one that you don't seem to be considering.

Don't get me wrong, I'm on your side as far as trolls go, but ranting, flaming, and demanding free stuff contributes absolutely nothing to the whole thing.

PDE5 Inhibitors4 votes

You sound very unintelligent.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

You seem very unintelligent.

PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes

Ya got me there. I don't have a clue where you come up with such witty comments.

Baunjo3 votes

You are acting like this is just a huge offense, when people do this all the time... You just have to get over it man, IDK what your parents told you but the real world doesn't give you compensation and apologies when something does not go your way

JhomasTefferson1 votes

It's not that it didn't go my way, its that it went the wrong way. At the end of the day to say that i was troll for not going adc is incorrect. Could i have? yes. Would it have made the situation easier? yes. did I have to do it? No. To put any blame on me for trolling makes no sense.

Baunjo1 votes

No you didn't have to play ADC. You also do not have to play this game. So don't.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

Should i have been reported for not playing adc? thats all I'm trying to say here. Im not complaining about the troll. Im complaining that i was reported when i didn't do anything wrong.

Baunjo1 votes

No but you aren't any better than the troll, by being a little kid and refusing to ADC. Sorry, but you don't always get what you want in life, and it doesn't change in this game. Doesn't matter whether you got the role you wanted or not.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

You're wrong. If i shouldn't have been reported i did nothing wrong and i am better than the troll.

And don't compare it to real life. Real life would have fixed the broken ranked system.

Baunjo1 votes

" No you're just wrong " great stuff to say in a discussion in which you asked if you were wrong. Was him troll picking shitty? Yeah. Was you deciding you would be a little brat and not go ADC stupid? Yeah, that guy my have put the team in a pit by locking in ww but you filled that shit with water when you did the exact same shit.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I didn't ask if i was wrong. I have to keep trying to prove I'm right because people keep telling me I'm wrong, but i know i'm not.

I made this thread partly to discuss ways in which people who report others for bullshit might be handled. And yes i did. But the way i look at that situation is me with a tanker full of water saying "guys I'm filling this well!" and then ww pushes them into the well. Did i cause them hardship? Yes. Was i to blame for it? No.

Baunjo1 votes

Well this is pointless, have fun being a selfish little kid like half of the community. Who needs to change, right? I mean I got my role, so... BYE

JhomasTefferson1 votes

If you think I'm selfish you're the problem with the community.

The people who need to change are the people like you who think I was wrong in this situation.

Baunjo1 votes

No, once again, you are not listening. YOU WERE BOTH WRONG. He was just wrong first, you took a loss in a game just to be selfish because " you got your role " rather than just playing ADC. There is no " He was wrong " or " I was wrong " you both fucked up but you are the one here to complain.

IF that guy had made a thread, I would have said to him:

It was a dick move to lock in Warwick. But at the same time that twitch could have played ADC.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

But should i have been reported? thats what I'm complaining about.

Baunjo1 votes

Well there is not a " acting like they were 10 " category, can you think of one I could put you in? Maybe intentional losing or something.

blkKalameet1 votes

Take a look at politics and the corrections system and say that last bit again.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I don't understand...

You mean the corrections system isn't broken as hell too, and that a nation could suffer the same fate as rito, only on a larger scale? Who'd have forseen this?

iBubbles2 votes

It's a team game guy. Someone picks jungle after you did? Don't cry and throw a fit over it, you conveniently had twitch so you should have decided to switch to ADC. You seem more like a troll than this ww. I hope Riot bans you for negative behavior, and i'm sure you also harassed the guy from the sounds of it.

JhomasTefferson3 votes

I didn't cry and throw a fit. My team did. They got all pissy because i refused to adc. I followed him around my jung camps, stealing them from him whenever possible. If that's harassment, well, that's retarded. You actually sound as retarded as my teammates. Just because i had twitch does not mean i should have had to adc when he troll picked.

Situation, You pick lee sin top I pick Mundo, call top, then tell you to go jung since "lee sin is a jung champ" do you jung? And when you don't and you have no jung, and your team is blaming you, are they right?

If you still think that i would be in the right there, and you would just go jung, by all means, continue to tell me how I was wrong. If not, you are probably mentally deficient and I'll ask that you uninstall before i discontinue arguing with someone who will never see reason.

Punkkee2 votes

you're crying and throwing a fit over boards

JhomasTefferson1 votes

In what way am i crying and throwing a fit? I'm attempting to call attention to an issue of importance. Although, this is probably how most people wanting change are met with at first.

Punkkee1 votes

Hardly an issue of importance, that you couldn't be the big one and go adc, and just report the troll which will probably get him banned if it's his multiple time'd offence

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I know i could have. I made this thread because it's ridiculous that my team reported me for trolling because i didn't go adc. How am i reportable because he trolled?

Punkkee1 votes

i dont know why im arguing with you, there's 33 people downvoting you and you still think you're right. that just proves your ignorance and stubborness. stay in bronze

ScurvyNave2 votes

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It's a team game guy. Someone picks jungle after you did? Don't cry and throw a fit over it, you conveniently had twitch so you should have decided to switch to ADC. You seem more like a troll than this ww. I hope Riot bans you for negative behavior, and i'm sure you also harassed the guy from the sounds of it.

Is harassment really worse than trolling though? I'd rather have a bunch of competent teammates even if they rage and cuss. At least they are trying and not trolling. I never understood why ragers and pessimistic players get a worse rep than trolls and afks. I mean at least they are playing the game and not actively trying to screw their team over.

iBubbles1 votes

Oh no I never said one is worse than the other. I was just trying to explain that what he did isn't any better than what the troll did. Trolls are really annoying but in the process he became a troll. You know?

ScurvyNave1 votes

Yeah I get it but its sad that the cause of him becoming a troll gets away scot free. It's like blaming somebody for bleeding all over the place but not stopping the guy thats stabbing him.

They ban the effect but not the cause.

iBubbles1 votes

Yes but it was his choice to become the cause. For like the fourth time, I'm not even comparing the two of them. I'm just saying that what he did was trolling just as bad. And your bleeding and stabbing analogy is not even close to this situation. Though I don't care enough to explain.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

Are you guys saying I'm a troll? How did i troll?

iBubbles1 votes

Well, how about you reread your story. But, instead of you being twitch pretend that twitch was a teammate you had, as well as ww. You are lets say the support. Now, tell me honestly that you don't believe you were trolling in the least slightest bit.

JhomasTefferson1 votes

I would ask twitch to adc, but if he didn't i wouldn't fault him, as ww was the troll, not him.

Punkkee2 votes

are you like 8 riot isnt going to waste any time on a bronze flamer...

JhomasTefferson1 votes

At what point did i bring up ranked play? Or rank? And why does rank have an impact on the validity of my argument? Oh right, it doesn't.

And by flamer do you mean homosexual or toxic player? If you mean homosexual, well, different strokes for different folks, know what I'm saying? If you meant toxic player, tell me in what way I'm toxic? Am i being mean to anyone other than the stupid fucks, who, in my opinion, and in what should be the opinion of the community for reporting me falsely, deserved this? Is that the flaming of which you speak?

Punkkee3 votes

I bring up bronze because it indicates your lack of knowledge on the game. If this game wasnt even ranked, why the hell are you complaining on boards about it. It's a normal game. Chill.

And by flamer do you mean homosexual or toxic player? If you mean homosexual, well, different strokes for different folks, know what I'm saying? If you meant toxic player, tell me in what way I'm toxic? Am i being mean to anyone other than the stupid fucks, who, in my opinion, and in what should be the opinion of the community for reporting me falsely, deserved this? Is that the flaming of which you speak?

You're being toxic simply by calling them stupid fucks. But that's not even the only reason. Just reread your entire paragraph of fire and imagine if someone wrote it towards you

JhomasTefferson1 votes

Ahh, no, see, they(the toxic fucks) deserve the toxicity. I am owning that. Is there any more toxicity? Cuz I find myself pretty darnn courteous throughout that, except towards riot, who allows this problem.

Now. I was complaining about it on the boards cuz i got reported for troll/refusing to adc and flagged as negative.

And, the mere fact that I am bronze does not, in fact, indicate that i know less about the game. It might be a reason i am in bronze, but, it does not mean that i know less about the game.

Punkkee3 votes

Really? do you know about counter collapsing? Mobility Creep? Minion wave re positioning? No, being bronze indicates that you know less about the game

Also you were reported because you refused to communicate to team, which is obvious because you said you muted them all

JhomasTefferson1 votes

If the mute button exists, how can i be reported for using it? They were calling me troll, they were wrong, so i muted them. how is that reportable?

Also, you just assumed i didn't know that. Me being bronze could stem from any number of factors. Though a statistical anomaly, it is possible to be unlucky enough to get trolls in all of your promotional matches, and thats just the elo hell argument.

I might also be poor at csing, even though i know it's important. Maybe current buffs to the juggernauts, who counter champs i like to play, nerfed me over all. Maybe, while i know map awareness is important, i have bad map awareness myself. Or, i could be excellent at all those things, and good at decision making, but have terrible mechanics. Really, you just assumed... and isn't there a saying about people who assume? Oh right. You're an ass.

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