Why Top Lane Sucks
In top lane there are 3 types of matchups:
Melee vs Melee
Ranged vs Melee
Ranged vs Ranged
Melee vs Melee: 1 misplay and you die. Oh well, I died once. Oh wait, since you're melee the other top laner can stand in front of their minions and freeze, and you will NEVER GET A CS EVER AGAIN.
Ranged vs Melee: Jayce vs Melee, Kennen vs Melee, Quinn vs Melee, all have one thing in common. They have ridiculous poke and anti-gap closers that make it hell to lane vs them, and they have a good mid game, so the only thing you can do is stall to late game where they get outscaled. But oh wait I'm playing Irelia/Darius/Renekton/early game melee champs. RIP.
Ranged vs Ranged: Very rare in soloQ, but this happens in every other lane... do we really need to have this shit in top lane too? Current LCS meta Jayce vs Kennen.
Top lane sucks :(