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There are no good players in League of Legends

Dr Poro··136 votes·6,118 views

When someone dies a lot in lane, they're feeders, so they're bad. When someone has a lot of kills in lane, they're not good, they're just fed. When someone kills you in lane, they're lucky if they're low hp. If not, then they're playing an OP champion and should be ashamed. When someone kills you in lane with a jungle gank, they're bad because they need jungler to kill you When someone loses lane because of a jungle gank, they're bad because they need to learn to play safe When someone kills you because they dodged your skills, they're lucky. When someone kills you because you ran into an unwarded brush and they 100-0 you, they're nolifers and playing OP champs and/or they're just fed. Whenever you lose a teamfight, your team is bad. Your opponents are just lucky that your team is so bad. When you die because you completely screwed up all your abilities, your jungler is bad because he should've ganked you. If you are the jungler, your laners are bad because they should've helped you, even if you are in the enemy jungle. When you die while towerdiving, they're so bad but just lucky that the tower is OP. When you die by a towerdive, they're just lucky your tower didn't do anything. Also, your jungler should've been there, so he's bad.

There are just no good players in league of legends (excluding myself of course). Everyone is just bad or lucky.

88 Comments

Teslablade36 votes

I hate it when people start ranting about how bad I am just because I have a jungler who ganks for me.

Deep Terror Nami52 votes

I love when people complain like "haha you suck, you needed 3v1 to kill me!"

I'm like "ya, it's called teamwork. You're going to lose because you don't want to use it".

For Carthage15 votes

*because your jungler is too busy farming sated to gank

Fixed.

Downfall12 votes

Maybe you're too busy trying to fight so your jungler cant farm sated? - Jungle mains

For Carthage3 votes

Maybe they're turret diving with their jungler because sated junglers have the presence of Kellam from Fire Emblem? - any lane dealing with this nonsense

Downfall6 votes

My sarcasm wasnt obvious enough, i apologize.

Tails Doll1 votes

But that reference though.

Yxgl222HaX2 votes

Lol i don't main jungle, but i kinda agree with that. Like when you pick WW in particular it's kind of emplied that you want to go for mid game pressure or at the very least level 6, and then people go ham and die and blame it on you not ganking enough when they fall behind. I pretty much only play shyvanna ww or vi jungle sense i rarely play jungle anyway and i always hear that. Never mind the fact that their first deaths where before i even did my first back.

Kagemyth4 votes

I HAAAATE that sooo much like people pinging for a gank and im not even on my second camp yet....

Steel Blossom2 votes

While I see no point in stating my own opinion of the issue of gangbanging someone, I can't help but feel like teamwork is 5v5, not 1v5. Gangbanging feels like bullying, not teamwork.

Deep Terror Nami3 votes

This game isn't about winning your lane then all grouping together. It's about doing whatever is necessary to take the Nexus down; if you do it by out-rotating the opponent and catching someone out of position, so be it. 1v5's are usually because of a failure to maintain vision and lack of map awareness.

Jingerbeardman2 votes

Here is a tip when it comes to 1v5 "gangbangs" as you call them, if the entire enemy team is ganking you and you werent aware of the fact that none of them were visible... ya kinda deserve it especially if you are out pushing without any kind of vision. There is a simple rule of thumb you should follow, if you cant see more than 3 of the enemy team, play it safe. If you cant see any of them dont wander around alone or try to farm to far out.

Lady Hammerlock2 votes

unless your vlad were it leads to a double kill

3TWarrior1 votes

I find that most happen because the jungler finally got sated devourer

Aatrox with it takes multiple seconds of hard crowd control and the entire team focusing him or he wipes you out

stealthfox941 votes

I never understood people who say this. Like you died shut up.

FistOfSharkiesha8 votes

This is so annoying. The enemy team always blames me for carrying as jungler (I normally don't brag but I consider myself horrid at every role except jungle, which I am godly). I'm like, no, I am 15/3/15 and camped your mid lane because they were overextended and my mid laner wasn't. Unless your jungler is someone like an Amumu tower diving and basically getting the kill himself, simply the act of freezing lane is what's getting you those kills.

Conversely I've had games where all 3 of my lanes are standing on the enemy turret and blame me when they get ganked and I don't gank because I can't gank the enemy when they're under turret.

Champion Skin2 votes

Wait what... why would mention amumu and tower diving together? Wouldn't someone like Pantheon (can take 2+ tower shots while taking 0 damage) and has good damage and reliable CC to follow it up with Or champions like Elise who also has decent damage and has rappel to drop tower aggro

Budupops1 votes

ur primitive brain fails to make the appropriate realizations, hence you are unskilled and are only competitive against primates of your kind.

kkanaka10 votes

A couple days ago, I had to verse a Yasuo as Veigar. My jungler Shaco decided to gank my lane often since I would obviously get shit on. We would always kill the Yas. His response to the whole thing "Omg Veig you're so bad". Took him 3 deaths to finally buy a fricken pink ward, and by I was to big to give a fuck. I say it was a combination of successful teamwork and the Yasuo's ego that got me ahead.

Jingerbeardman1 votes

Ego is the bane of many players. I myself have had the bad habit of letting my pride get hurt while playing certain champions. But since I started changing the way I play, since no one ever wants to tank in Yolo queue, and decided to put teamwork before everything else. Since then I have actually enjoyed the game so much more. Instead of seeking my satisfaction from good trades and kills, I instead get it from making epic tide turning plays. Lane phase can get a little boring since I can never do much damage but watching my opponent try to kill me as I heal and mitigate the majority of their damage is entertainment enough for me. ;)

Axxlon5 votes

I mean there ARE a number of instances of luck that can occur. Like barely scathing the last tick of a fucking Ignite. -_-;;

But stuff like that doesn't happen often, and if it does, you're playing way too aggressively anyway.

But at the same time, people need to stop being so quick to judge and throwing the "bad" card at people who are clearly in a bad lane matchup. >_>

Prospector Pete2 votes

The only luck is not getting a Yas on the enemy team.

48983507DEL12 votes

Not getting Yas on ally team*

Rather have them throw their team's victory at the end of the game than mine,

yukumari7 votes

{quoted}

I mean there ARE a number of instances of luck that can occur. Like barely scathing the last tick of a fucking Ignite. -_-;;

But stuff like that doesn't happen often, and if it does, you're playing way too aggressively anyway.

But at the same time, people need to stop being so quick to judge and throwing the "bad" card at people who are clearly in a bad lane matchup. >_>

Nono, That last tick of ignite didn't kill me because i popped my hp pot just as you ignited me. no luck All calculated kappa

ayNigerianPrince5 votes

You're brave to come here with that icon.

Angry Monster4 votes

I mean there ARE a number of instances of luck that can occur. Like barely scathing the last tick of a fucking Ignite

how was math lucky? Either they have enough regen/pots to gain that little bit of life back to not die or you were bad and did not do enough damage when you thought you did. It was not luck; just simple math

I Q1 votes

{quoted}

I mean there ARE a number of instances of luck that can occur. Like barely scathing the last tick of a fucking Ignite. -_-;;

But stuff like that doesn't happen often, and if it does, you're playing way too aggressively anyway.

But at the same time, people need to stop being so quick to judge and throwing the "bad" card at people who are clearly in a bad lane matchup. >_>

No, that's calculatedsummoner 14

Android Cowboy3 votes

It sounds like BAD is the new GOOD.... wink wink Gnar

Blade of Justic3 votes

I reserve the rights to voice what I think about my team and the enemy team.

As such, I withhold such comments from the Text Box.

Easier just to insult something vocally, anyways...

Awnold2 votes

but SKT T1 Faker... he's bad? ;O

50000000000000007 votes

He just gets fed every game and is a noob because his jungler camps (read: ganks occasionally) his lane.

brad2 votes

this is the general attitude of people in bronze and silver

once you realize how wrong all of these are, you are on the path to getting better

Stephenizgod3 votes

NO IM THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST STUPID AND BAD... BRONZE FOR LIFE. I AINT NEVA GONNA CHANGE.

ayNigerianPrince2 votes

PREACH IT BROTHER.

RPS Plunge2 votes

Just remove chat's from games.

And l Helped2 votes

http://s7.postimg.org/klnrfj2wa/Bads.jpg

I'm almost Lv30. I'm so excited to go into ranked and work my way up. Now what I'm wondering is at what elo does this stop happening? It just seems like everybody feeds but me, you know? And when I give advice, they say I'm toxic.

Stephenizgod1 votes

I noticed a lot of these could be seen as coming from the Junglers point of view... which seems biased. i can give you a list about there being no good junglers to add to this if you want.

doombotMECHA1 votes

yeah, but let's be honest, junglers of all skill levels tend to get yelled at more because they have 3 lanes and 2 jungles to help manage, while, say, a top laner won't be blamed for a death bot, unless they're say shen

frigginmurlocs2 votes

I have seen a pre 6 Shen get yelled at for not ultimate to save the tower diving adc

3TWarrior1 votes

lol, I had a player on my team joke once when things went bad, "soraka, why didn't you ult?" when everyone was level 3 XD

Athenes Lulu1 votes

Trust me, people say support players are bad because they need thinking and teamwork.

Dr Poro8 votes

Noob support! Please go ward!

Noob support! Why did you die while warding!

Deadporoz1 votes

Lol that reminds me of a time playing sona.

"Sona you noob, do something and ward."

goes off to ward, dies while warding

"Fucking baddie, stop feeding!!"

You just can't win as a support. XD

AntiFlash1 votes

I pretty much strive to fight 1v5 and win every game. Aatrox is about the only person capable.

3TWarrior1 votes

Sated Devourer is the only champ truly capable of 1v5

yes, the item is so powerful, it should be labeled as its own champion XD

no one should be so tanky that with the entire team focusing them with multiple sources of crowd control keeping them helpless until they die...then they procede to kill you all anyway

BlkGolem1 votes

No one understands that objectives, not kills, win the game.

Tails Doll1 votes

"Whenever you lose a teamfight, your team is bad. Your opponents are just lucky that your team is so bad."

But this is actually true. I rarely find myself in a game where both teams know what they are doing, and you are always as strong as your weakest link, so.... Win or lose, winning side just got lucky they were matched against lower skill players. At least that's how I feel.

3TWarrior1 votes

and then there's that moment of clarity when the weakest link realizes, "I shouldn't have done that" ah, the sweet taste of knowledge

but the thing which can bring about so much toxicity in the game is that there is such a variety of players. Some work together well, others want glory, others play passively

Tails Doll1 votes

"I shouldn't have done that"

Rarely happens, people tend to tilt after the second death.

TheLazuul1 votes

LOL worth every second of my reading time. Love it. Bads in a nutshell.

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