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"Hi, i'm a tank main..."

Mael bro·7/24/2017, 7:29:06 AM·6 votes·899 views

We demand that every tank should be an immovable wall of bricks and that any assassin, diver or hell even a comp dedicated on diving your squishies, wouldn't be able to get pass us.

We demand that any assassin that even half health us, would be directly looked at by the balance team. Because obviously i shouldn't get outplayed when having 200 armor and 300 mr.

We also demand to survive any incoming burst after completely failing the basic efforts of warding and positioning.

Last but not least we demand that we could solo any adc with the new item 3075 especially after misplaced our point and click gapcloser on a minion.

This is clearly an irony post about thing that tank mains usually say. By no means tanks are in a bad spot. You guys are still competitive and strong without the point of being overpowered (lol). Figured to makes this post to call out these tank players who have one of the easiest and best itemizations atm.

11 Comments

Ahristocats7/24/2017, 7:58:51 AM4 votes

so this is a parody of what a tank main would ask, but to be accurate, a tank main SHOULD ask this in the first place give me one post in the last day where you saw someone asking this

and i will remove your downvote

Naching7/24/2017, 11:08:54 AM2 votes

Child+keyboard=this topic

Azureee7/24/2017, 7:37:25 AM1 votes

Nerf every carry top like Camille, Fiora, Riven, Jarvan, Jax, Renekton etc because they actually hurt me and nobody should hurt me I am a TANK!!!! DAE TOP LANE IS FUN WHEN TWO TANKS WET NOODLE FIGHT XD! I sure love shoving wave and then waiting for the next one :P

Evil Yasuo7/24/2017, 7:51:38 AM1 votes

Nerf assassins, nerf adc's, nerf mages. No one should be able to kill tanks. It's like, why can't riot understand that just because tanks have cc and are sometimes absolutely unkillable, doesn't mean they also shouldn't to do assassin damage.... oh wait, this IS the case, thanks riot! Rod of ages ftw on zac!!!