So /remake is broken.
Let's start over...
It's come to my attention thanks to the comments given by the wonderful community that I was wrong.
/remake isn't broken.
/remake is pointless.
The amount of games ruined by junglers who ragequit 40 seconds into the game, or people who disconnect shortly after the game starts as opposed to during loading, is far greater than those ruined by loading screen disconnects. If loading screen disconnects are that huge a problem, Riot would be better served spending their resources fixing the bug in their server code that causes that issue to be so prevalent.
/remake is pointless and a waste of time, like... well, most of what's been put into this game in the last three years. I'm not actually sure why I'm surprised.
It turns out it's just business as usual, folks! Disregard this post. Carry on!