Gut Teemo and Amumu, I'm so tired of these two shits

Bultz·Jul 18, 2019·2 votes·878 views

I avoided this piece of shit because we were told of a rework for this turd. Teemo in every single game I play builds and proceeds to 1v1 you in every fight 0 to 100. His ap ratios and damage need to be shut the fuck down. His mushrooms need to turn off just like heim's turrets if he isn't around and they need to either slow you or poison you, not fucking both. Fucking gut this turd, wtf happened to his rework?

And fucking piece of shit amumu, and most tanks in general, I don't fuckign want to see him building 300+ armor, be unkillable, and be doing 1000+ ap fucking damage. remove their fucking ap damage. What kind of fucking r%%%%% decided that a full tank should do bust mage type damage while being fully tank? This goes for Malphite and others as well. GUt them.

nerf these two already.

6 Comments

ChaosReynJul 18, 20192 votes

"NERF TANKS!"

All of us who quit playing tanks after season 6, cause they're irrelevant now: https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Unsettled_Tom.jpg

qKlPenelopeJul 18, 20191 votes

lol

Garen is adoptedJul 18, 20191 votes

yeah im sure anyone can have over 300 armor and 800 ap at same time, not to say 1000 ap.

ChaosReynJul 18, 20192 votes

Like, I would get it if his complaint was towards the true damage in his passive. It seems negligible until you realize it all adds up and becomes really rough.

But AP Amumu doesn't even need the true damage, and tank Amumu is wholly reliant on the true damage to do anything. So I don't think it matters. >.>

Zero ShingetsuJul 18, 20191 votes

Perhaps he's exaggerating, yes, but the point is still there. Some tanks - Cho is another - are capable of pretty insane burst damage considering their survivability factor. A side effect of Riot pushing for fast-paced teamfights that are over in four seconds.