I ANTICIPATE THE ASSASSIN REWORK

After seeing Ryze's new rework and the 6.9 mage fuckupdate I will now attempt to predict the assassin rework

Global zed W Evelynn's ult hits enemy chamions and grants them stealth for a number of seconds equal to how many enemy champions she hits. In order to make anti-fun champions more fun Akali's abilities now scale off of her % AP which in turn increases her AD by 100% which both combined increase her % hp regen per % missing hp. Depending on her % missing HP she will increase her mana regen based on % missing by a ratio determined by her AP to AD ratio. Akali's movement speed will now be determined by how many digits of pi players can recall via a new and fun minigame meant to make this game family friendly for all ages. Fizz gains charges when he hits people with his Q. These charges do nothing. Vayne isn't an assassin but she will be soon.