how to make turrets great again

Increase attack speed, increase Health, decrease time to fire first shot, make splash damage on champion's hit, change all turrets to fire the beam attack from the inhibitor turrets, make turret shots deal %hp, give them all armor shred, in general boost to all stats, make all minions die in two hits from turrets, give boost to minions defending a turret, give boost to champions under turret, make turrets invulnerable for first 3 minutes, make the inner turrets invulnerable for three minutes after the turret's outer turret falls. Any one or two of these things could make turrets feel worthwhile to fight under. as of right now it feel like defending under a minion. The turrets do nothing and add nothing to the game then a global gold reward.