A champion just bullied me in lane and snowballed to victory...

bad manner kid·Jul 24, 2015·2 votes·545 views

But they only have a 49.87% win rate so it must be unarguably balanced.

12 Comments

Ra1dJul 24, 20155 votes

or the guy is just better at lane than you are and ended up getting fed off of cs/kills and shit on the rest of your team afterwards

FirancilJul 24, 20152 votes

I love how so many people don't see the obvious joke in this post, oh well, good humor doesn't transition well to the internet sadly.

ModWulf HelhammerJul 24, 20151 votes

Or you're just bad

Alternatively, they could just be much better than you

bad manner kidJul 24, 20151 votes

Energetically will I meet the forum bullies of my post. I shall defeat them on my forum post for I am better trained and will leave satire with all my intellect.

ModWulf HelhammerJul 24, 20152 votes

I'm sorry....what?

I don't believe you and Satire have met yet. All Chat Referee, this is an intellectual, witty, and intelligent form of commentary called satire. Satire, this is someone who doesn't know you.

Also here is Intellect. Intellect, this is someone who thinks that a champion who does what they are supposed to do is OP, and probably never thought of their own mistakes as to what led to that enemy champion snowballing their team to victory

bad manner kidJul 24, 20151 votes

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I'm sorry....what?

I don't believe you and Satire have met yet. All Chat Referee, this is an intellectual, witty, and intelligent form of commentary called satire. Satire, this is someone who doesn't know you.

Also here is Intellect. Intellect, this is someone who thinks that a champion who does what they are supposed to do is OP, and probably never thought of their own mistakes as to what led to that enemy champion snowballing their team to victory

Despite your good grammar and use of my summoner name, this has flown flight levels over you.

ModWulf HelhammerJul 24, 20151 votes

Well then, please, as I can really not make heads or tails of what you are saying, enlighten me

bad manner kidJul 24, 20151 votes

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Well then, please, as I can really not make heads or tails of what you are saying, enlighten me

Just a post about how win rates don't impact your laning/game experience at all. It's just a statistic. People constantly post "X has a 53% win rate must be OP!" or "X has a 45% win rate needs buffs NOW!"

I guess I set the bait too hard with mentioning losing a lane.

ModWulf HelhammerJul 24, 20151 votes

No, your problem is that it doesn't make sense

You have a contradiction in your post, mentioning how they beat you, but they have low win rate, etc. BUT due to this contradiction, you come out as being the generic rager, ignorant and idiotic.

Also, this is not satire. Satire would be the same title, but then go on in depth about the particular topic you are talking about.

DarkPhoenix2420Jul 24, 20151 votes

what is this champion?

bad manner kidJul 24, 20151 votes

sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun noun: satire

the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Take however you want, I got a laugh out of it.

redniwediSJul 24, 20152 votes

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sat·ire ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/ noun noun: satire
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Take however you want, I got a laugh out of it.

If you're posting for a laugh I think you're in the wrong section.