All these new champions are OP af how df is Riot even balancing anything?

Lets make a champion who has Utility and a mobility that can escape pretty far when it's about to die or knows when to die not only that, he can kite well with his Q which we can also give him a movement speed/attack speed boost and then when he turns huge, lets make him have an insane utility where he have a mini mobility to escape and have his Q to slow and a W to stun :D OH WAIT lets add more! lets also have him push people to the wall and stun them heavily. This is the best Idea ever!

Lets make an ADC champion who can benefit so much with attack speed due to her passive. We'll make her have the power to jump around extremely fast and melt turrets within 3-4 shots! Also for our players won't find her too OP we will make her ult only useful if a support is around. This is such a good idea!

Lets make a mid champion who can lane bully the hell out of other mages but wait other champions can lane bully as well so it wont seem unique... hmm.. thats alright lets make his kit able to kill you quickly even if you're under the turret omg yea such an awesome idea! we'll even reduce the movement speed to make it harder for the other mages to run away! and whenever Azir is endangered we can add an ult where it pushes the enemy away! That way Azir will have time to have his second escape where he will dash 1,000 feet away. Omg best concept ever!

Alright guys! time to make another super awesome champion Idea with unique CC/utility! this will be fun! This champion will have the power to dominate and to knock up champions also be able to 1 vs 3 people at once. We'll make him have a spell where he can dash extremely quick through tunnels to catch the enemy and knock them up! and then we'll give him an ult that's global to ensure he can scare laners and secretly get dragon. But wait... don't we already have champions who can do global AND knocks up ? You're right! Alright we'll still keep the idea and make him have the ability to sensor the enemy's movements from a huge distance that way it will be fun for the team to steal and to find stealth champions!

Sir! our new champions that we've came up with have a huge percentage of ban rates! What do we do!? lets nerf them a tiny bit to make people think they are nerf'd dont worry about it.

Sir! the fake nerf didn't take affect they are banned quite a lot! That's alright billy numbers don't matter anyways let's move on and talk about our next insane CC/utlity/high steroid coming up champion!