First of all, PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT A QQ THREAD ABOUT ILLAOI.
Second of all, you are incorrect. Tentacles will not automatically attack you. They will automatically attack the Spirit. If you're in the way, that's not their problem. You were simply in the way of said Spirit, and thus, got hit along with it. Next, the only other way they will attack is if she Ws someone. If she does that, the tentacles in range will all slap towards said target.
Third, tentacles will only spawn near you without her if you've been hit by the E debuff. Same as always. Not even sure why this is in the thread.
Fourth, you are flat-out incorrect about the new E being "much" stronger. It was a significant nerf (60 seconds to like 12 seconds) in return for faster tentacle spawns and more recently, letting them spawn closer together, which was perfectly reasonable. Except said tentacles still swing so slow if you get hit, then you're bad and deserve it.
Fifth, you are again, flat-out incorrect. Every single champion in the game can do more damage than Illaoi. And Illaoi can do more damage than all of them. It depends on the (Illaoi) player, the teamcomps, the ally team, and the enemy team.
If you still managed to die after flashing out of her ultimate and dodging her E, that's your own problem. Also, W is just an empowered auto. You can't flash away once the animation starts. Same as every other auto. Also lolno, her W is not "buffed as hell". It's been reworked into % health over flat damage bonus. That's simply a change to focus on a different set of targets than it used to (flat favors anti-squishy, % favors anti-tank).
If a 2/2 Illaoi can 1v2 Shen and Sion and not even lose half her health, it's because Shen and Sion had no idea how to play against her and were idiots. Executioner's Calling is 800 gold and grants AD, which suits both Shen and Sion. Also, they should not be fighting inside her ult. Also, with how much CC Shen and Sion have, she should never have been a problem in the first place to at least keep away and stay alive, even if she counters both of them.
"she isn't outplaying anyone"
mmk buddy.
Well, your teammates/her enemies are outplaying themselves by not having a flying damn understanding of how to play against her and literally just playing into her strengths.
"meanwhile other juggs. aren't nearly as strong early game. neither they have so much aoe damage and sustain." Incorrect. Her damage only is as strong as the number of Tentacles around her. She is a zone champion. Other juggernauts have no such restriction to a place. They carry said zone with them. They are the zone. If you decide to fight her inside a place full of them, that is your fault. Next, the majority of her damage is physical damage dealt through skillshots. If you don't dodge her skillshots, buy armor, or buy Executioner's, that is your fault.
"her tentacles used to be dodgable. now its about 10x harder they swing too fast."
Um, no. They're still the same as they were before.
"you made a terrible champion thats all about damage. and the only way to make her viable. is to buff her damage up the fucking ass. and thats what you did."
mmk bud, cry more.
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