How I currently see season 6 going

I'm half joking half serious on this

"Not AD Not Good Enough For Me" - Riots season 6 focus

sees that are actually doing quite well

HEY. NOCTURNE AND KHA'ZIX, WTF DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. smashes them with the nerf bat AND STAY OVERSHADOWED. godam OP champs these days, well good thing we fixed the problem. Better go make sure no tanks that aren't played as supports and no AP champions can be seen as top tier, now that would be toxic for the game.

Later sees that are huge problems So Vayne and Kalista are almost 100% pick/ban across all levels of play. RAMMUS WTF. MIND EXPLAINING WHY JINX ISNT ON THE SAME LEVEL. Smashes rammus with the nerf bat, then burns all armor items BETTER THINK BEFORE YOU DO THAT AGAIN. IDIOT. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU DARED TO MAKE US LOOK BAD, BLADE OF THE RUINED KING NOW DOES 20% OF THE TARGETS HEALTH ON BOTH ITS PASSIVE AND ACTIVE.

Riot notices that Marksmen and AD Assassins are not being picked in every role besides support, every game, even after they gutted Rammus and all armor items and buffed bork no litterally no reason WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF YOU EITHER PUSHING AD CHAMPIONS OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT OR GIVING THEM A HARD TIME TO KILL YOU. AP AND TANK CHAMPIONS SHOULD ALL BE COMPETING FOR THE SUPPORT PICK ONLY, NO OTHER ROLES. : But Riot, Galio and I are almost never picked. What did we do? Riot: absolutely nothing. Why are we getting gutted then? Riot: Because #@$! you, thats why. Guts them all

Looks down at checklist [X] Nerf Kha'Zix and Nocturne because they were sharing spotlight with Zed, Master Yi, and Yasuo [X] Gut Rammus and armor all armor items for making Jinx look bad. [X] Gut all counterpicks of the AD champions (but leave Malphite because he works well with Yasuo) [] Nerf Viegar for being an AP ripoff of Nasus [] Make sure that the Upcoming Poppy, Taric, and Shen Reworks leave them in literally the same spot as they are now but with different abilities. [] Give Azir the Cassiopeia treatment [] Remember that Cassiopeia fans still need an update on what we are doing to make her what they used to love again (*very low priority *) [] Gut Illaoi because she was a problem for all of season 5. [] Nerf Sona [] Ignore Tahm Kench because he can be built like a Juggernaut [] Inform the players that AO Shin will not be released until 2017 because we couldn't decide if he should be an ADC or AD Assassin. [] "Work" on yorick [] Remove all of Shacos AP scalings because its makes him unhealthy [] Keep Ahri Viable because we need people to fap about her new skins for money [] Remove QSS, gut Malzahar to compensate [] Chase Singed [] Ignore the fact that Tryndamere is a perfect candidate for a rework. [] Rework Zyra to a support role, while leaving mid lane as a for fun option. (they seriously said they wanted to do this...) [] While people are mad about that, force Lux and Vel'koz into the support role [] Give all AD champions true vision so they can see anything that might make them look bad (Evelynn, Teemo, Teemo shrooms etc) [] Make Pool Party Gragas be only wearing a speedo [] Gut Spell vamp and give it's power to lifesteal.

Me: thanks, now my champion pool is Riot: So you DONT play Zed and/or Yasuo and/or Fiora and you dont like to play ADC? Bad teams for you. Oh and we forgot about Cho'gath, thanks for the heads up