How the balance team makes changes.

warpenguin555·Aug 9, 2017·322 votes·7,421 views

I think throws dart Vayne needs flips coin buffs. We should give her pulls paper from hat a heal on her spins wheel ult.

52 Comments

KloqdqAug 9, 201773 votes

Yes. Just yes.

Bob the ToastrAug 9, 201731 votes

This is one of my favorite posts ever, and definitely my favorite M&G post ever. It's so true and so funny and I love it.

isolate plzAug 9, 201721 votes

Chogath needs a buff

LiteUpSketchersAug 10, 201719 votes

Agreed. Let's buff his R?

How about it resets the cooldown on kill like Darius'?

Friendly RamAug 10, 201712 votes

6 ults per stoneplate? let go

Mighty MorteinAug 10, 20176 votes

Double it's cast range per feast stack Cho'Gath has? Why not?

I suck at JhinAug 10, 20179 votes

Why 6 ults? Just reset completely on every kill like darius does, then spam it on minion wave because balance.

Friendly RamAug 10, 20173 votes

One for each champ and a minion as desert.

crippler38Aug 10, 20173 votes

You're thinking too small, he said reset on kill, never said it had to be champions.

While we're at it, increase the damage per bite.

I imagine it like this because despite him saying 'like Darius', Darius can only target Champions anyway.

hoyohaiDec 19, 20171 votes

Nah let's make it do 10000 true damage for every 0.1 health Cho'gath has

CowseedAug 9, 201712 votes

Think it should be spin wheel on Champ because the pool is so big and throw dart on the added heal.

13900 EssenceAug 9, 201754 votes

{quoted}

Think it should be spin wheel on Champ because the pool is so big and throw dart on the added heal.

They planned all nerfs and buffs back in the 1970s and 80s using the Berlin Wall as a dartboard.

PinkAbuunaAug 10, 20171 votes

Too soon.

FilDaFunkAug 9, 20172 votes

They aim for the dart board, but hit pictures of champs instead. Their aim is the same in sports as in vision.

Moonfall SaberAug 9, 201711 votes

I'd like to follow this logic on every champion lmfao

rework trundleAug 9, 20173 votes

Same for the recent Sion buffs.

Sp33d Zer0Aug 10, 201714 votes

Ekko.... needs a buff... to his cooldowns..... for fighting mages

The DeckownerAug 10, 20177 votes

Irrelevant https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/559491596857536513/pVJt8XD3.png

DuskDaUmbreonAug 9, 20175 votes

DrMundo needs a...nerf. We should...reduce his damage on his...Q.

I love this game. :D

3TWarriorAug 10, 20172 votes

considering that would break him...

I'm more upset when they say a specific part of a champion's kit is too powerful...so they nerf something else to compensate

AlmightyAug 9, 20175 votes

https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/RROAteO1-patch-718-notes

Remember this thread? I now fear it might actually come true.

Almighty.

GubaguyAug 10, 20175 votes

http://gorveg.unmod.org/MWS/Pics/UG/look%20at%20me,%20i%27m%20the%20dci.full.jpg

LeonerdoAug 10, 20175 votes

Sufficiently advanced (or misunderstood) game design is indistinguishable from randomness. ;)

I suck at JhinAug 10, 20171 votes

The fact that vayne's Q applying double W is a bug just shows how fucking random their game code is.

Same with warwick's new Q moving the fucking baron wherever he wants it to, bami's cinder instakilling people and much more...

Morgan le FeyAug 10, 20173 votes

Vayne Q bug makes sense, at least. It adds a second instance of damage (sorta), so I can see there being some property that, with a typo, could change it from "on-hit effect" to "applies on-hit effect" or something along those lines.

DuskDaUmbreonAug 10, 20173 votes

Actually, Vayne's Q applying it twice makes sense. Or, at least, why it exists makes sense. Before, they could have just listed it as temporary extra AD for the purpose of 1 attack. But since they made it unable to crit on the bonus damage, they likely had to code it as two simultaneous attacks. They probably removed interactions such as double proc of BorK, double gain on Shiv, etc., but forgot to make sure it didn't add two stacks of Vayne's W. I can't be certain, but that's likely what happened. A simple oversight. Not spaghetti code this time.

I suck at JhinAug 10, 20171 votes

No they didn't, it's same thing as rengar's Q once was, for some reason rengar never was able to get x2 fury with Q'ing, it's just another on hit effect that does more damage. Empowered auto attack to be clear. They probably managed to fuck it up since it's not a thing on rengar anymore.

If that was the case then everything that is on hit effect would apply another stack of W...

DuskDaUmbreonAug 10, 20172 votes

I didn't say that it was intentional. I said that the bug was an oversight on Riot's part, and not in fault of bad coding.

FilDaFunkAug 10, 20175 votes

Fizz needs buffs. We should reduce CD on his E.

rtbf225618241Aug 9, 20174 votes

Ok this was pretty damn creative. Wish i could upvote it twice.

The NidjaAug 10, 20174 votes

I actually want someone to make this into a app of some sort. I would love to see "I think... Janna needs a... buff. We should give her... a Heal on her... Q" Or any other random combo.

RazörAug 10, 20174 votes

{quoted}

I think throws dart Vayne needs flips coin buffs. We should give her pulls paper from hat a heal on her spins wheel ult.

Sounds about right just look at yasuo's kit

ModCaptainMårvelousAug 10, 20173 votes

And somehow still less biased then boards. (^:

SîlentStormAug 10, 20173 votes

I guess they get drunk 1st and high aswell.

KnalxzAug 10, 20172 votes

Because fuck you for existing.

-Riot Games

DukargAug 9, 20171 votes

Flavor of the month as usual. This shit has been going on since leagues inception and it'll never stop. Just gotta roll with the punches and play the champs they pick. Otherwise, you'll be obsolete in ranked.

3TWarriorAug 10, 20171 votes

actually, until season 5, most balance decisions made sense at least at the time but many were poorly implemented, at least what I gather from the various bits and pieces people post about the earliest seasons

I only joined in 3 or late 2

Morgan le FeyAug 10, 20171 votes

"Back in my day"? :P

3TWarriorAug 10, 20171 votes

why not? it does make you feel old when you realize that just because you can play a massively mechanical champion doesn't mean that they are actually fun, even if you can win with it

MeBuffULongTimeAug 9, 20171 votes

Hahaha that truly made me laugh out loud, spot on XD*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

Cryo00Aug 10, 20171 votes

I think throws dart Karthus needs flips coin nerfs. We should give him pulls paper from hat longer channel time on his spins wheel ultimate.

Kingdom CornAug 10, 20171 votes

I feel like they did that with kayn's E... heal on... E

Pierce The VealAug 10, 20171 votes

yes

MaeDoSanAug 10, 20171 votes

If vayne bug is allowed in exchange for even lower physical damage on her tumble I'd be okay with it Death to tanks long live the squishes

FlyingRoboticCowAug 10, 20171 votes

Thanks i really wanted to clean milk and snot off my keyboard today... wait that's not milk

WinterkillAug 11, 20171 votes

I think they were just testing it. It would probably be a better idea to test this kind of stuff internally rather than what they are doing now. It is upsetting way too many players.

FeederCricketAug 12, 20171 votes

Explains item 3147