Dear allied Tahm Kench players,
STOP EATING ME. I am trying to cast spells at that fleeing enemy. No, do not chase them into their jungle. NO, DO NOT BRING ME WITH YOU. See that enemy that's about to jump us and finish us off? I have the damage to kill them, IF YOU LET ME. You are not helping. Stop. NO. LEAVE YOUR W KEY ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE. I don't need your help with mobility. I am trying to play the game. Stop. Stop forever.
This is a nightmare. Bard can only mess things up with his ult, and Kalista can only do it to one person, but Tahm? As often as every 6 seconds, he can decide "screw whatever you thought you were doing, because I have a better idea", and you get no say in the matter. You just get put on time out at your ally's whim. Worst griefing champ ever.